Dark Pick up lines

The best Dark pick up lines

Hey girl, how about we get in my car and go to a dark parking lot this weekend?

I know a great drive-in theater!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imnotdolphin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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girl are you dark mode?

coz turning you on is my number one priority
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/campingmaster64
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12
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I'm afraid of the dark...

Will you sleep with me tonight?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Warning, this one is dark

Somebody called my dick a shotgun once, and I wanted to ask if you’d be my Kurt Cobain.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GGingerton3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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Are you a roll of film?

Cause I want to take you to a dark room and see what develops....
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rmokshith
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20
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Are you a lamp in a dark room

Because I want to turn you on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Iron0skull
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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Are you the dark side of the moon?

Because I want to show you my wizard of oz and see what parts match up.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Swine_Commander
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Going to slide in this cuties DMs with this one

β€œHey cutie, is your last name suicide? Cause I think about you every day” -Now hear me outttttt, I need to know she has dark humor to see if we compatible lol. I’ll keep you all updated on the results...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Salt_Lord_Gibs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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I like my woman how I like my coffee

Dark, Sweet and a with a bitter aftertaste
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zlogonjepissa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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Hey babygirl, are you an anglerfish

because you light up the way my dark world... ...and I want to bite onto you and fuse my vital and reproductive organs and blood veins with yours before I die. Please, I don't have long!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PixelPenguinArtist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Safe memes to let girls know you like memes without showing your dark side

Some of the girls that i matched with want memes but the ones i like are hardcore so if u know of any light or funny memes let me know thanks.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imunbreakablebitch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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Girl are you a candle?

Coz you're my spark in the dark
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lifereviews
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03
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If I had a soul, you'd be my soulmate.

Haven't tried it, but I think it would be good for those with a dark sense of humour.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AussieMircrowave
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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Super dark pick up lines?

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlossomyPath
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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Hey girl, are you French Vanilla Creamer?

Cause you turn my dark moments light and sweet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Eye8Glass
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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hey girl, are you the fan of batman?

cos whenever i look at you, my dark knight rises.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mohammadoxman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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Hey girl are you 9 mortal men doomed to die?

Cause I'd like to put a ring on you and in the darkness bind you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zero01alpha
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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I like my girls how I like my humor

Dark, and probably gonna kill me one day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kris_Kamweru
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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Are you a lighthouse keeper?

Because baby, your glow would guide me home from the cold dark every single night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stoked_Bruh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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Don't turn off the lights because it reminds me your future ..

It is so dark there
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nitinkandol
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Are you a Batman villain?

Cause everytime I see you, my dark knight rises.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/showboom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15
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Baby, you remind me of a film reel....

..I just wanna take you in a dark room see what develops! ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/laidbackcrusade
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)

'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark' 'looks like you're bored, well I'm game' 'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off' 'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies' 'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you' 'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long' 'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus' 'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard' 'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark' 'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smokyjoe123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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Is Gotham City in trouble?

...Because the Dark Knight is rising.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stuhbs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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