Butt Pick up lines

The best Butt pick up lines

Works 100% of the time on a girl with a big butt (1/1 is 100% mkay)

I wanted to take you to the movies but... Her: but what? They don’t let you bring a dump truck into a movie theater Optional: add so how about we get dinner instead?
👤︎ u/Choohie_Thief
📅︎ Dec 20
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say “I don’t know what to say when I approach a woman,” so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The “value” you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must “hook” her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say “Hey, you look fucking amazing” or “Hey you look fucking hot” or “Hey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etc…” or “I fucking love your energy and aura.” If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with “What’s your name” or something like “You are hot, but are you nice/cool/etc…?” If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like “You look like you are having the most fun of any person here” or “Damn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonight” or “Thanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.” I can already hear you dorks squealing “you can’t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etc…” Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. “Hi, my name is X. What’s yours?” This is good for more formal situations where you can’t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with “Hey, how are you?” or “What’s going on with you?” or “Hey, what’s up?” Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say “Hey I’m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.” If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: “Sorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.” If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say “you are too hot for these guys you are with.” If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. “So, what’s your deal?” (with a sly grin) “Congratulations, what’s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?” If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. “Where were you before this?” or “What have you been up to tonight?” “What did you do today?” (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). “What brings you here tonight?” “Have you been here before?” “Are you having a fun night?” “How do you guys know each other?” (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with “hey my name is” your second line can be “you look fucking hot.” If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesn’t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and “conquer” the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what ‘the best’ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say “these are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.” You are right – you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no “wrong” answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to “win” or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches people’s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etc… **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like “what is your favorite movie or album”? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy – if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
👤︎ u/Woujo
📅︎ Dec 22
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I heard that you have a birthmark on your butt.

Can I see it? Trust me, I'm a doctor.
👤︎ u/Phoenix_BFN
📅︎ Jun 12
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Hey, there's something on your butt.

My eyes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
👤︎ u/zeek1999
📅︎ Jun 15
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Damn, your butt is like a lit cigarette...

Cauae it's hot and I wanna put it in my mouth - Day 112
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 27
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Can I put my butt in your butt?

Works everytime.
👤︎ u/FluffyPick
📅︎ May 14
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Hey are you a cigarette?

Because i want to get you LIT and stick your butt in my mouth
👤︎ u/RomanClub7
📅︎ Dec 08
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Did you butt dial me?

Cuz I swear that ass is calling me.
👤︎ u/OldFashionPie
📅︎ Mar 09
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Is it my birthday today?

Then y did u bring the cake(pointing at her butt)
👤︎ u/smlov
📅︎ Nov 25
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Do you play minecraft?

Cause I like your butt g
👤︎ u/HIPHEN12YT
📅︎ Nov 03
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Hey girl, are you a cigarette?

Because I wanna put your butt in my mouth.
👤︎ u/tabunD
📅︎ Feb 25
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Hey girl are you a dog?

Cuz I want to sniff your butt.
👤︎ u/Dino0801
📅︎ Sep 23
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Is your butt a mirror?

Because when I was walking towards you just now I could totally see myself coming in your ass.
👤︎ u/itsdrivingmenuts
📅︎ May 02
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For any girl with a nice butt and is aware of an avocado's nutritional value.

"I'm gonna name your ass avocado, cause it's the good kind of fat"
👤︎ u/ThatWasAQuiche
📅︎ Aug 29
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Joanna Emo Butter Knight?

(To be read out loud)
👤︎ u/PlaneCrashers
📅︎ Mar 11
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Do you have a magnet in your butt?

Because your ass is attractive.
👤︎ u/ButtChugsForJesus
📅︎ Nov 26
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Girl are you a cigarette?

Cause i love to get you lit and put your butt in my mouth.
👤︎ u/bushmiest3r
📅︎ Mar 02
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Hey girl are you a cigarette?

Because you’re smoking hot and i want your butt in my mouth.
👤︎ u/priyesh1811
📅︎ Jan 02
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Damn girl, are you a cigarette?

Cuz I wanna put ur butt in my mouth 🥰
👤︎ u/throwaway42069365
📅︎ Mar 22
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Damn girl, are you a chilli pepper?

Cuz I wanna stick my dick jalapeño butt hole
👤︎ u/hi_im_nena
📅︎ Mar 06
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I wish I was toilet paper

I wish I was toilet paper cuz then I could touch your butt
👤︎ u/iwantfoodrn
📅︎ Nov 28
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Are those space pants?

Because your butt looks out of this world
👤︎ u/LiterallyJustJackson
📅︎ Jan 31
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You must be a cigarette

because i’m trynna get you lit and put your butt in my mouth.
👤︎ u/logank33
📅︎ Oct 19
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Is your nickname cig?

Because I'd like to make you lit, and put your butt in my mouth.
👤︎ u/theimpregnatedtwinky
📅︎ Nov 22
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Is your nickname Cigarette?

Cause I want to get you lit and stick your butt in my mouth
👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Dec 10
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Is your name cigarette?

Because I want to get you lit and stick your butt in my mouth.
👤︎ u/_Canue_
📅︎ Apr 01
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Are those space pants?

Because your Butt is out of this world! Source: Gravity Falls
👤︎ u/retna246
📅︎ Jul 08
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Hey Girl, are you a cigarette?

Because I want to get you lit and put your butt in my mouth.
👤︎ u/popeyematt
📅︎ Jun 15
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Is your nickname cig?

Because I'm tryna get you lit and stick your butt in my mouth. Never worked, but damn it's clever
👤︎ u/Swandeath21
📅︎ May 08
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I don't mean to be rude, and I'd hate to be crude

But that butt you've got looks good enough to be food
👤︎ u/TongsOfDestiny
📅︎ May 04
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Hey girl if I were British Petroleum...

Would you let me frack your butte until I hit an ore chasm?
👤︎ u/cereburus
📅︎ Aug 11
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I wish I was a piece of toilet paper..

So I could touch your butt.
👤︎ u/The_Majestic_Banana
📅︎ Dec 25
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