Dead Pick up lines

mind if I take you out?

Please give me a head.

Because i wanna fuck you

hey girl am i a serial killer cause i want to see you raped and dead in a ditch as you can tell this always gets the girls .......................whether they like it or not

Because you seem dead inside

I don’t know, but what I do know is that both can come quickly because of me~ (except you don’t bring me a dead mouse)

Because I can't stop imagining my penis inside you

Because I can’t stop thinking about you

cause I'm alive when I'm inside you but dead otherwise.

You'd be drop-dead gorgeous

Because I'd like to see you three or four times and then completely lose interest.

Cause I want to fall asleep with you in my arms and wake up with your cold dead eyes still watching me.

Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)

A girl and i had some pretty good banter going on but we were far away any recommendations to get it going again?

Need some witty lines for a chick named diamond, I've made some up for the past few days an they make her smile but I've alas I've come to a dead end thankssss

I'll bang you so hard, your eye will pop like Glen in season 6

I'll give you an A because you're an abomination, then I'll give you a B for being a bratty bitch, then I'll give you a C cos you're a cunt, then I'll give you the D because you're dead and I'm a necrophiliac

Cause you're drop dead gorgeous!

But the roses are wilted, violets are dead, and the sugar bowls empty, just like your head.

Cause you're dead to me.

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?

Cause your looks got me dead already - Day 70

Cause you're deadly

How about I invade your bay of pigs and you solve my Cuban missile crisis?

...You could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead!

Because I'm feeling dead inside.

Because I’m pretty dead inside

and you're drop dead gorgeous so we're a perfect match.

'Cause you drop dead gorgeous.

bc i wanna seize you and have you collapse on an airport terminal floor and be pronounced dead at age 22

Because you're a skele-ten!

Because you’re drop dead gorgeous.

Because your smile brings my cold, dead heart back to life ;D

Cause your looks are deadly and you're unbelievably hot

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks. Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you. You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical. Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Boom. Panties, meet floor.

Because you are drop dead gorgeous!

Cause you're drop dead gorgeous😉