History Pick up lines

The best History pick up lines

Hey girl are you history?

Because I'd love to go down on you.
👤︎ u/cidamgus
📅︎ Jun 28
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I may not go down in history

But I’ll gladly go down on you 😏
👤︎ u/that-gay-thot1
📅︎ Nov 03
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I may not down down in history

But I’ll go down on you😉
👤︎ u/SnooPickles4787
📅︎ Nov 02
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I'm learning about the important dates in history...

Wanna be one of them?
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 17
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I’m learning about important dates in history,

Wanna be one of them?
👤︎ u/AlsetLight
📅︎ Mar 25
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Girl are you history?

Cause I wanna repeat my mistakes - Day 115
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 30
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Ha girl, are u my chrome history tab?

Cause u are everything I've been searching for
👤︎ u/Zhorhersi
📅︎ Dec 31
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The Tsar bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT

and that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
👤︎ u/n8p15
📅︎ Feb 06
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Use this one in school

U know I want to have 2 classes with you next year chemistry and history
👤︎ u/NaRK_ninja
📅︎ Sep 09
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I will not go down in history, but

I'll go down on you.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Jun 27
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My family has a history of high blood sugar.

But, I’ll still hang out with you even though your really sweet.
👤︎ u/SamGFilms
📅︎ Dec 18
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Probably not helpful unless you’re interested in a history buff with messed up humor.

Hey mamma, I’d go Oedipus for you.
👤︎ u/nonphotosynthetic_af
📅︎ Nov 27
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I know I'm bad at school but if you were the topic well that is a different story.

Iam bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME saw you.I am bad in CHEMISTRY but I can tell you my REACTION when you SMILE.I am bad in PHYSICS butI can tell the INTENSITY the SPARKS of my EYES give, when they SEE you.I am bad in every SUBJECT but I can TELL ALL.I will PASS all SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU!
👤︎ u/TheShadowMonrch
📅︎ Oct 16
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