Punch Pick up lines

The best Punch pick up lines

Hey girl do you like fruit punch?

cuz I'm kool and have aids
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/SuperSpooker1337
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 19
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Are u a punching bag?

Cuz i would be pounding u all day
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Bricklayer01
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 20
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Maybe this sounds weird but you look like a punching bag

Cause id love to knock you up
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/vix_nu
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 20
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Are you a sucker punch to the stomach?

Because you took my breath away.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Alternate-account736
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 20
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Hey, girl, are you a punching bag?

Because you seem like a perfect girl to hit with my flirty lines.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/nine9ten10
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 04
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Can you punch me real quick?

Cause Iā€™m looking for an excuse to hit on you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/theonethatwasthere
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 18
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Are you a punching bag?

Because I want to hit on you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/brechtboi
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 19
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I wanna punch you in the face

Softly with my lips
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/divyaaaaaaaaaam
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 24
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You know why they call me One-punch Man?

Because I can make you reaching climax with a single punch, or I will say a single fist
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/RiccoHC
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 11
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Are you a Minecraft tree block?

cause I want to punch you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/anglophoenix216
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 31
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Aye girl my mom taught me never to hit a woman...

But she didn't say I couldn't tongue punch your fart box.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/spicyameatball
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 29
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