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The best Does pick up lines

Hey girl does your ass hold water?

Because dam.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/INRihab__
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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hey how much does a polar bear weigh?

enough to break the ice ๐Ÿ˜Ž
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/imalexgrant
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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Hey girl, what does your underwear and cocaine have in common?

I want to badly sniff them both
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PointedPaladin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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Does algebra run in your family?

Cause I can't think of any other explanation for those beautiful curves.๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/theHumanZimvo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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Does your dad make baby shampoo?

Because you're easy on the eyes
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/IHeartAquaSoMuch
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 31
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How much does an elephant weigh?

Enough to break the ice! Hi, my name is Bob.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/127--0--0--1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 27
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Does my breath smell?

Dont have a thermometer? Try this simple covid test
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RiftedEnergy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 29
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Damn, this COVID-19 stuff sure does suck...

but you can't spell quarantine without u, r, a, q, t
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/notlqke
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 16
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Heyy, does your dad have a bakery?

Because you're a Cutie Pie
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_joshi_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 16
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If coronavirus does not take you out,

can I?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/averagebuddy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 12
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Does god know you're down here?

Cause you're an angel
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/vishan_1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17
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Hey does your mouth hurt?

Cause I can kiss it better
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/3vanescence
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 29
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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

^^^^^^
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Samciesta
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 19
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Does the cake come with icing

or do i have to supply it?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pussydestroyer_xx
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 29
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Does this smell funny

*hold out handkerchief with chloroform
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/death1winner
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 26
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I can craft pretty well

So does that make you mine?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/generichumanidk
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 02
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice, hi my name's (input your name)๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Crossfire69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 13
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Does your family own the local bakery?

Cause I can see you've got the best cake in town
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 02
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What does your cuteness and ice cream have in common?

Your cuteness runs as long as a month of sundaes.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Landlordshelper
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 14
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Does your skin steam when it rains?

Cause youโ€™re boiling hot.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/subredditer666
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 27
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Does your father work at KFC?

Cause boy that ass, it's finger lickin' good!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/safwanadnan19
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 16
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Now that it's October

Does that make you my boo?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/local_psycho
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 18
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What does the New Years ball and your pants have in common?

Theyโ€™re both dropping tonight ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thedankasian
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01
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Does your pickaxe have silk touch?

Cuz when you break the ice Iโ€™m still hard
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LilMoron
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 02
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Does your belt have a Ctrl + Z shortcut?

Because I want to undo it
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/IronicallyTan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 22
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Hey girl tell me a daily product that you consume and does not have an expiry date?

My love for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Hoper_21
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 02
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"Does this belong to you...?"

(Setup: Before you try this you need to preplan and have a piece of jewellery or something with you. IE... bracelet, necklace, etc even if it's plastic junk) ... "Excuse me does this belong to you?" (hold out jewellery) HER: "Nooo???" "Are you sure?" HER: "Yeahhh" "Oh, well I found it at the other end of the bar and the guy there said it belonged to the prettiest girl in the bar, so I figured it was yours" ... works 100% of the time.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/iamusuallyright102
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 25
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Does your name start with a "W"?

Because I'd like to have double you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nojuanyouknow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice, hello Iโ€™m Jacob
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JRLuto3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 12
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sorry but i dont understand

find all line here extra cringe.. maybe 1 in 100 is good if it got some humour. i would rather just come to a girl and tell her she's cute and ask for a number. does shit like this really work in real life? im curious
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/helloworld23312
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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Does anyone know any DND pickup lines?

I have a guy Iโ€™m dating that Iโ€™m trying to impress, and we both love Dungeons And Dragons. Does anyone have any good pickup lines that could help me? Nothing too dirty please!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FaceplantDiva
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 09
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Does anyone know some good anime or videogame pickup lines?

Anthing extremely dirty, savage, vanilla, cleaver, stupid....etc. just go wild
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FrostySterling
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 29
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If the corona virus does'nt take you out

Can i
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/baron980
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 16
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Does your left eye hurt?

Because you've been looking right all day ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KlutzChingSter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 02
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Does this sound good. (Opinions)

This is going to sound super corny. But were you one of the babies found in the roscas de Reyes? Because you are blessed. happy birthday.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Cupcake-Le_Quan57
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Speedracer997
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 15
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This works better over text

What does abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz and me have in common? Weโ€™re both missing u.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JustAPersonOwO
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 10
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

Just enough to break the ice. Nice to meet you, I'm....
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mcfixstuff3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 05
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Girl is it a conspiracy I think you're cute...

...or does that just make me illuminaughty?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/slimothyjames1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 19
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Does your dad happen to be a boxer?

Because you're a total knockout ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/agubriz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 13
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does your phone have maps?

I just need to check the route from my heart to yours
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/amazedknight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 12
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People saying โ€œniceโ€ on every post??

What is it with everyone replying โ€œniceโ€? Itโ€™s on every post and itโ€™s kinda cringe. Why does everyone do that?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dan_t17
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 28
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If I read your name backwards, it's "xyz"..

Yeah, it makes no sense, so does you not being in a relationship with me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sarcasteruwu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 21
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What are you doing tonight? Does it start with an M and end with an E

My wife?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KJLJon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 02
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Hey does your car have seat warmers?

Cause that ass looks hot!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RockNabster
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 28
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R/PickUpLines Does Tinder For Me

I really hope I'm in the right place for this I'm still kinda new to reddit. So I had this funny idea while I was looking through here. I'm not entirely sure how original it is but I don't care too much since I'll have a blast doing it. Here's the plan, get pickup lines from replies on this post and go on tinder to get some matches and use them for a video to see the reactions. I think it'll be amazing to see what you come up with and if some of these will actually work, I'll keep it up to date with screenshots and everything to be as interactive as possible. Along with shoutouts and all of the normal stuff I guess. Credit will always be given here and I'm looking forward to seeing how this goes. I'll wait until about the end of the week to see all of the matches I get and then update this thread on the amount of people I get. If I can't myself provide I'll see if I can find some voice talent too to add to quality, I can't explain how excited I am for this holy heck. Well until then, cheers! SeliphBlue
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SeliphBlue
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 24
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How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)

The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl. You have a belief about it being hard! Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy... You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself. You think you're not good enough. Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you. This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY" You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level. The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as GOOD ENOUGH! This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different. You will become WOMEN MAGNET You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY. The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not. This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women. In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions: Why am i trying to get every girl? Why am i trying to win them over? Why does it have to be so hard? Why am i trying to prove myself to other people? Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl? MOST IMPORTANT ONE: Why do i hate myself? You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS. BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below ๐Ÿ‘‡ what answers came up Peace ๐Ÿ˜˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 02
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/muckrak3r
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 01
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I'm not saying my eyes are made of metal..

But your magnetic personality does attract them
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/triple_scoop97
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 24
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Does anyone know any Titanic-themed pickup lines? The worse the better.

If she rolls her eyes or goes 'that was terrible' or something along those lines it could be followed up with: 'huh, turns out that the titanic sucks as an icebreaker.'
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mad_like_hatter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 16
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Is this art? Because you are fine. ๐Ÿ˜†

Someone has probably thought of this one, but I just thought about trying out this compliment. Does this technically work as a pick up line? it's not meant to be but if it gets somewhere.. ๐Ÿคท well anyways please revise if you want. I would love to read what you guys come up with hahaaa ๐Ÿ‘‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Managuila
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 17
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I thought happiness started with โ€œHโ€

Then why does mine start with U
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dannydon03
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 07
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can't figure out the meaning

what the hell does " the letter X scares me cuz I never wanna be yours" mean?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/deathslegacydood
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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What does having sex with you and sharing Copyrighted property of the NFL have in common?

I can't do either without expressed written consent ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/literallyliquid
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 11
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