Ran Pick up lines

The best Ran pick up lines

Last year I ran through a marathon

This year I'd like to run through you
👤︎ u/adarsh0504
📅︎ Feb 15
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So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said

"Hey you dropped something!" to which she replied "What?" and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"
👤︎ u/Nushikiss
📅︎ Jun 12
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Hey do you like rasins at all

No? okay well that works out because im all out of rasins. how about a date instead? or yes? well that sucks because i just ran out. how about a date instead?
👤︎ u/Narnar3tron
📅︎ Jul 23
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For those who have kinky partners

I ran out of tooth floss this morning and dental hygiene is important to me. Mind if I use your pubic hair?
👤︎ u/moel_ester
📅︎ Jul 20
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