Parts Pick up lines

The best Parts pick up lines

I wish somebody could send my parts up to space

Ya never know, they could find my right eye in mars and my dick in uranus ;)
👤︎ u/crumbs2k12
📅︎ Mar 31
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I'm not an organ donor

But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.
👤︎ u/IOvendad
📅︎ Apr 27
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Are you the dark side of the moon?

Because I want to show you my wizard of oz and see what parts match up.
📅︎ Nov 25
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Are you a southern three-banded armadillo?

cus u look like an armadillo species found in parts of northern Argentina, southwestern Brazil, Paraguay, and Bolivia, at elevations from sea level to 770 m (2,530 ft).
📅︎ Oct 08
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Hey baby, are you a computer case?

Because you seem like you were built to put parts inside you.
📅︎ Nov 24
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