Trunk Pick up lines

The best Trunk pick up lines

do you have a spare wheel in your car?

... cause I wanna put one in your trunk. this one's good because you can use it on any gender ;)
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/lilboxcutter
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 03
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Hey, are you a bad girl?

Cuz I want to spank you with an elephant trunk.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/nine9ten10
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 05
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Hey, have you ever tripped over a tree trunk?

No? Well, how 'bout a root? Edit to add this is the worst (and therefore funniest) pick up line I have ever heard, not me recommending it.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/1bigredbug
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 13
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Hey girl are you my groceries?

Because I wanna put you in a bag and lock you in the trunk of my car
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/RatedThunder245
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 08
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Hey Girl looks like we lost our Numbers

Can we get yours Girl: NO! Me: GET IN THE FUCKING TRUNK BITCH!
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/HMMWatsDat
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 06
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Do you need help cleaning out your car?

Iā€™d love to help by handling all that junk in your trunk.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/YinYangMojo
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 08
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