Fat Pick up lines

The best Fat pick up lines

I’m a fat broke piece of shit, but

I have cocaine!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Areyouabonerguy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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Sometimes you gotta destroy something beautiful

And grl, I want to destroy you. By placing Van's full of home made plastic explosive made from the rendering of the fat first the soap we make to sell back to the rich women who we got the lard from in the first place along your foundations strategically, to wipe the nation's debt record causing utter irreversible chaos
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/quaado_17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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Damn girl are you an avocado?

Because you are kind of ugly but got all that good fat inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brodysaintwalker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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If a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you , don't you worry.

Because I've asked you as a gift from santa.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AjeyKoushik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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Hey girl are you an avocado?

Because you are the right kind of fat and probably very disgusting in the inside
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/danielrp00
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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Are you an Ambulance?

Because you're big, fat and noisy
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madhur20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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Hey girl are you my leg?

Cause you hairy and fat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/heliosnub
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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I’m a heavy dude/former slovenly lothario and this one worked almost every time.

FYI: This is the condensed version. I had to work for it. It wasn’t as simple as just a few sentences. β€œHey there! I’m Dave.” ((makes small talk...tries to get date)) Her: β€œYeah, thanks but no thanks.” Me: β€œWhy not? Is it my size? I mean, yeah, I’m fat, but so?” Her: β€œYou said it, not me.” Me: β€œAh, come on. There are a ton of guys out there named Dave I bet you’d go out with, but have you ever been out with a ton of guy named Dave?” Her: ((laughs...panties drop))
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/damronhimself
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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Being ugly burns a tonne of calories

that's why you're so fat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/manymanik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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Hey girl, did you know giving head burns 300 calories?

You look fat.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imnotdolphin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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How do you burn a lot of calories ver quickly?

Set a fat kid on fire
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/teddytm1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
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Are you an avocado?πŸ₯‘

Because you're the right kind of fat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/refrigerator_running
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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I heard you liked avocados?

Well I’m a good fat. (This only works foe the overwieght or the obese)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Coleslaw840
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01
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Damn girl, I’mma call that ass β€œavocado,”

β€˜cause it’s the good kind of fat.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CobainsTriggerFinger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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What do you and your ass have in common?

they're both super fucking fat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dip-Shiit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07
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Hey baby are you from McDonald's?

Because you're fat and greasy
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gavon420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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For any girl with a nice butt and is aware of an avocado's nutritional value.

"I'm gonna name your ass avocado, cause it's the good kind of fat"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThatWasAQuiche
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29
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I want to get at that ass like it's Hiroshima.

Ever have a Fat Man drop in on it?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Seal_Clubber_681
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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Good xmas line to tell your partner

Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brycep98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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