Dreaming Pick up lines

The best Dreaming pick up lines

Did you know that a person can’t invent a new face while dreaming.

So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blazedarkswrod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pheww_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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Girl, are you yourself?

Am I me? What's going on? Where are we? Is anything even real? Do you ever move your hand to pick something up and think "how are hands even possible? And if I am dreaming, then what is my waking life going to be like?" Girl, this is all very, very complicated. Want to take a walk?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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I never remember what i dreamed of the night before

But now that i see you, i know what ive been dreaming of all this time
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SearchingForALaugh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20
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My mama says you're bad for my health

'Cause whenever I'm with you, I pinch myself to check if I'm dreaming.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThatSmartIdiot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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