Google Pick up lines

The best Google pick up lines

I need to raise a complain to google

They don't have you listed as the best place to eat out this week.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kallia16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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You showed up on my Google maps

Was looking for a great place to eat out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chronicStroker11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Google maps has been telling me I’ve been going the right way all my life

but that can’t be true because it never led me to you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Armando_Munoz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
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Hey baby, are you Google Chrome?

Because you use all of my memory
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ElephantInHerend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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I'm mad that google didn't tell me

That you were the best place to eat out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/da_pro_guy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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Hey Girl is your name google??

Coz you got everything I am searching for😍😍
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/805karansaini
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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Google Chrome in the streets but Explore in the sheets

I like taking things slow
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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Google maps is so unreliable

It doesn't show you as a good place to eat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whope71803
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28
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I think I saw you in a Google search!

Her: For what? Beautiful Singles near me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tanstorm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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I’m complaining to google maps about you..

For not being labeled as the best place to eat out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Evan_Johnson01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11
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im filing a complaint to Google maps

for not recommending you for the best place to eat out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23
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hey girl, are you GOOGLE CHROME ?

cuz you occupying way much memory in my head....
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dipesh_does_things
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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Ugh, google doesn’t work, like, at all!

Every time I look up β€œbest person ever” it doesn’t show pictures of you. ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/That-One-Mistake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/totally-not-bread
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Do you like social media?

Then why don't you go over to Myspace so I could Twitter your Yahoo until you Google all over my Facebook?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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Girl are you Google stadia?

Cause your getting so hot, you over heatin.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Joshinator1871
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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Are you google translate?

Cause you twist every thing I say. Credit to translation fails.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superninja04
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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girl are you on google?

cuz i think you’re the one I’ve been searching for
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crystalfood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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Roses are red, they say Google maps help you find stuff...

I searched fine and it led me to you, it ain't a bluff πŸ€ͺ - Day 13
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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I googled "what's the most important thing made by (country he/she is from)"

First thing that popped up was you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KlosarNiKola
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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People Usually Call me Google

Because I know more about you than you know about yourself
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisandthat1997
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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My fellow madlads, join this Google classroom

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigchungus_mcweeaboo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23
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Hey Babe I think you are Google

Because you have everything I look for
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yulworld00
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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Hey is your name Google ?

Because your everything I'm searching for 😍
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lowkeyogee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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(Dont know if anyone has done this) Is your name google?

Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BambiDaCrypt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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I was looking for best places to eat nearby, and..

..my Google Maps sent me to you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lifereviews
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11
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I think I've seen you on Google Maps...

...Yeah, you were on the corner of Good Looks and Charming Personality *wink*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gfrieder1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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Pickup lines for the name Rain

Let your amazing brain generate the best it could, guys. My IRL name is Rain. I'm not from an english speaking country, but people still get the jokes. --- Some, which I've collected/thought/heard throughout the years: The weather forecast told me today, that Rain is "coming" today (and you will get wet) A fun fact, did you know, that Rain has made almost every woman in the world wet? Use a protection while Rain is coming... Like an umbrella. Do you know Pitbull? Cuz I'd like to Rain over you. Hey, I'm globally famous, ask anyone if they know Rain. If you'll be with me, you wouldn't have to listen to 10 hour Rain sounds on YouTube to be relaxed. If you want to know how deep I can go, just google "Rain qoutes."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rainkk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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This works real well !!

I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/viralboy12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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