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You'd be a 9 anna half - a pun pickup for girls named anna

Well you took my breath away and I’m falling for you. Are you falling for me at the same rate?

Because 7 is considered a lucky number, which is how I felt when I met you.

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

Is your name Lightning??⚡⚡ cause I'm tryna make you McQueen 🚗 KACHOW💨

I'd never use a Richter scale

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go: Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home. To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south. However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east. But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north. Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have? [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.] When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

You’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need

Because I’d definitely give you one !

Cuz im trying to perfect you! ( rate my pickup, it’s the first one I made up)

...because I’m the one you need

I'd rate your vibe 10/10

100% success rate

We got a whole month for entanglements 😈🔥 —Plz rate this one 😂 Edit: it worked 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽😂

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them. “Looking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!” AND “You ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!” Change them up a little. For example: “You are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.” If you really want to, you can add in a little “What is your secret?” After initial delivery Good luck boys!

Girl, are you a heater because you really know how to warm my heart. I don't want you to watch the sunset, I want us to watch the sun set. Wanna go camping? I've already pitched the tent ;)

Cause I'd love to do some X rated stuff with you

One is traveling west at 85 mph, the other heading east at 75 mph. At that rate, how long will it take for you to give me your number?

‘Cause you’re really Russian my heart rate

Ehh gurl my dick is like a plot its always thickening then at the climax I twist it a little and then rate said twist. God Im terrible at sex