Ears Pick up lines

The best Ears pick up lines

Sweet music to my ears

Hey girl if music was invented by hitting on things then I'm going to be creating a perfect harmony by hitting on you. Do you like Phil Collins? Because I can feel it cumming in the air tonight. If I could give you a rating my pretty young thing then you would be in the top 40. You say I have the moves like Jagger but later tonight you'll be Rolling Stones. You and me girl we are so iN'SYNC together. I only have One Direrection and its up a one way exit street because that's what makes you beautiful. I can take you to a Bruno Mars concert or I can take you to Mars and back. Do you like pop girl because I can be your rock. Katy Perry said she kissed a girl and liked it so can I test that theory on you? BeyoncΓ© said if I liked it I can put a ring on it. Hi my name is Ken, come on Barbie lets go party!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jesse_Allen3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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Do you have any superpowers?

Because mine is breathing through my ears.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/podolot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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Hey babe, are you ok?

Because I care about you and your mental health, hows life going? If you want to have a talk im all ears. I love you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_face_ache_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02
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I'm a man of many tongues...

So I live in a community made artificially multicultural. All kinds of curious creatures with curious ears, tongues and orifices. It's quite common to try to establish common tongues. Often in an encounter the first thing you'll ask is where are you from or you'll step up the game and try to predict it up front. French, German, Romanian, Polish, Spanish, Italian, etc. I've tried learning these and I pick them up very quickly when I try but get bored. Different ways of saying the same thing. Dressing up the same thing differently. Best pickup line for me? It's not oh I know a bit of Spanish or Italian. It's I suck and blow at speaking different languages. I only know two or three. English, Cunnilingus and a bit of Anilingus, I never beat around the bush, I'm always in beating in the bush. Either works every time or it was never meant to happen.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dogkindrepresent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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