Dip Pick up lines

The best Dip pick up lines

skinny dipping or regular

\- do you swim? if yes: skinny dipping or regular if skinny dipping: ... if regular: ... if she doesn't swim: .... so can you help me fill the dots?
👤︎ u/Pitiful_Walk
📅︎ Sep 17
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Help me out!! I'm tryin to be Florida’s weather.

Cuz I’m tryin to be the hot and sweaty 🥵 then rain 🌧 on u and dip ✌️
👤︎ u/Boevos
📅︎ Jul 21
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Are you a pot of fondue?

Cause I'd love to dip my breadstick in you all day long.
👤︎ u/showboom
📅︎ May 15
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are you a tub of ice cream?

cause i’m tryna scoop it and dip it in
👤︎ u/torta909
📅︎ Apr 27
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Say you were a glass of milk

would you let me double dip?
👤︎ u/Dubsofinstasnap
📅︎ Feb 29
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Those are some nice collarbones.

I just wanna put bbq in them and dip my nuggets so I can have a bit of you with every bite.
👤︎ u/tdidier93
📅︎ Sep 19
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Hey! Am i cheese and you garlic bread?

Coz you dip in so well!
👤︎ u/dreamertheysay
📅︎ Dec 05
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Proven Formula for Picking Up Chicks

I have created the perfect formula for helping my guy friends pick up chicks in bars. Men, all you need is one female friend or buddy’s girlfriend (let’s call her Hannah) to help and the hot chick you want to meet needs to be at the bar. Step 1: Hannah goes up to bar next to the hot chick you want to pick up. Step 2: Hannah compliments the hot chick on literally anything (“omg I love your hair color who is your stylist?” “wow that jacket is awesome, where can I find one” etc.). We all love talking to chicks who say nice things about us. Step 3: While Hannah is chatting up hot girl on her right, you are buying three shots on her left. Step 4: You offer a shot to Hannah while she is still chatting up hot chick. Step 5: Hannah (loudly) claims she can’t find her boyfriend who the third shot was purchased for. Since Hannah and hot chick are now BFFs, she turns to hot chick and says the following “My friend Jake here bought my boyfriend and I a shot but we can’t find him anywhere, do you want to take it with us?” Introduce yourself. Offer hot girl the shot. Emphasize that Hannah’s boyfriend disappeared, etc. Step 6: Hot girl ALWAYS says yes because hot girls at bars love free shots. Step 7: Hannah takes a shot. Tells Lexi (all hot girls are named Lexi) it was nice to meet her, and dips out. You are left chatting up Lexi, buy her a drink, drunkenly make out with her in a corner after 2 hours, etc.p Why does this work? 1. When Hannah compliments Lexi (aka hot chick), Lexi automatically likes Hannah and sees that she’s totally normal and super nice. 2. By you being friends with Hannah, it makes you seem like a regular cool guy and you must be great if you have such cool female friends. 3. Because you’re buying shots, you also seem like a pretty cool dude. Everyone loves the guy who buys people shots. 4. And most importantly, because Hannah lies about her boyfriend being in the bathroom or wherever, hot chick knows you two aren’t hooking and that Hannah is not a threat. Hannah wins because she gets a free shot. Lexi wins because she gets a free shot and gets to meet a cool person like yourself. You win because awesome hot chicks like us let you buy us shots. Go forth and conquer, my friends.
👤︎ u/Not_That_Tall
📅︎ Oct 19
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She'll (hopefully) think you're sweet

Can I dip my snake in your sherbet?
👤︎ u/ModernCollectives
📅︎ Aug 11
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Girl are you ketchup?

because I wanna dip my hotdog in you.
👤︎ u/fishing_pole
📅︎ May 12
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