Promise Pick up lines

The best Promise pick up lines

I promise to hold your hand in public if you let me hold your throat in public

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👤︎ u/Salt_Muffin
📅︎ Nov 19
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Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
👤︎ u/Chrisvidal
📅︎ Aug 20
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Would it help if I told you I have AIDS?

Just so you'll let me know you don't have open sores, while I promise to take it slow...
👤︎ u/NjGGeRsus
📅︎ Jan 16
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I’m a time traveler...

And in some universe, I don’t like you. But I promise you it ain't this one
👤︎ u/Adolf-M-Stalin
📅︎ Sep 10
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Hey girl, if you jingle my bells

I'll promise you a white Christmas
👤︎ u/savage420mememaster
📅︎ Dec 05
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If you jingle my bells,

I promise you'll have a white Christimas
👤︎ u/bincheee
📅︎ May 16
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For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise” “Sure” *send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen* See if they give you their number 😉
👤︎ u/GSubmissions
📅︎ Apr 28
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Are you a suicide, because you’re always on my mind.

(It’s only a joke, I promise)
👤︎ u/GGingerton3
📅︎ Apr 09
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Cheesiest pickup line

Damn girl, you look Gouda! But you'd look cheddar next to me. Fondue you want to provolone some of your time? I promise I'm not a Muenster. Maybe we could get some wine for all this cheese. Have had a recent swing of success with this on tinder...good luck!
👤︎ u/iamchristmas
📅︎ Sep 07
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Pickup line for Addison

Redhead who’s bio says “I promise I have a soul”
👤︎ u/Aizza45
📅︎ Nov 03
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I really need a clever pickupline !

I met this girl on tinder, her name is Stephanie and I promised her a clever pickupline in which I play with words, so I wanna do something with her name or the fact that she is a drummer, can someone please help me, i'm desperate Thank you, Nathan
👤︎ u/TheTaho
📅︎ Dec 07
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