Eggplant Pick up lines

The best Eggplant pick up lines

Are you a grocery store bagger?

Because I’ve got a eggplant that needs bagging
👤︎ u/Madpenguin2006
📅︎ Jan 10
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I dont like vegetables but...

I'd still like to put my eggplant in your salad
👤︎ u/thew_9
📅︎ Aug 08
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