Babe Pick up lines

The best Babe pick up lines

Hey babe, you must be my alarm

Because every time we interact, I turn you off
👤︎ u/ExoticF1
📅︎ Feb 05
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He : Babe please tell me are you good at algebra

She : yes. Why ? He : You think you can replace my x without asking y
👤︎ u/arutprakash
📅︎ Jan 09
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Hey, babe, are you a USB?

Cuz i wanna plug you in and hit download
👤︎ u/nataliagolf2019
📅︎ Feb 04
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Omg babe I got something in my eye can you see it.

Oh it’s just you.
👤︎ u/arutprakash
📅︎ Jan 13
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Hey babe is you name John

Because I would like you to put your hand on my cock.
👤︎ u/chickenlord1000
📅︎ Jan 13
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Hey babe, are you a gun?

Because I want you in my mouth ;)
👤︎ u/mguydude
📅︎ Dec 19
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Babe are you a Russian ?

Coz I am your winter .
👤︎ u/arutprakash
📅︎ Dec 30
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Hey girl, If you were a president you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Credit goes to Garth from Wayne’s world for that one, who has hair in new places.
👤︎ u/bananafishandblow
📅︎ Dec 06
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Hey babe, you should come back to my place

So we can watch porn on my flatscreen mirror.
👤︎ u/Sto270
📅︎ Nov 08
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Hey babe, are you the vacume of space?

Because you take my breath away
👤︎ u/SarcasticSassBlast
📅︎ Oct 21
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Babe, are u a roller coaster?

Cuz, I think it'll be fun to ride ya
👤︎ u/smlov
📅︎ Nov 25
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Babe are you the date...cuz you're 10/10

Only available for october 10*
👤︎ u/FutureSeaworthiness4
📅︎ Oct 16
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Hey babe where are you from?

Because you’re hotter than the fires of hell.
👤︎ u/Apple-plus-Insanitea
📅︎ Nov 03
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Babe, Can I be your mechanic?

Because I am not afraid to go down and dirty
👤︎ u/XSlayerZX
📅︎ Oct 29
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Hey babe, were your parents retarded?

Cause you sure are special
👤︎ u/McFreddieMercury
📅︎ Oct 11
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You be hitler , I'll be a Jew

Cuz babe i want to die for you
👤︎ u/dawnsins
📅︎ Dec 29
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Babe are you mathematician?

Because you can count on me
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jul 10
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Yeah babe I'm incontinent.

But that just means more shitty shit piss poop 😉
👤︎ u/DrSpiffman
📅︎ Aug 20
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Hey babe. Are you incontinent?

Because I want you to shit and fucking piss on my balls fucker
👤︎ u/Senor-Chungus
📅︎ Aug 24
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Hey babe, can I be the tangent to your curves?

We would be inseparable
👤︎ u/madmonkreborn
📅︎ Jul 13
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Hey babes r u a circle?

Cuz ur making me a tangent ;)
👤︎ u/Rainer_04
📅︎ Jul 15
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Hey babe, are you a swiss cheese?

Cuz, I am intrigued by holes on you
👤︎ u/kutayoncuyilmaz
📅︎ Apr 14
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Hey babe are you a p type semiconductor

Cuz I'd like to fill your holes with electrons from my n type semiconductor
👤︎ u/Furystar1703
📅︎ Jan 28
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Hey babe are you a professional coder?

cuz you make my stacks overflow
👤︎ u/Major_Cupcake
📅︎ May 17
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Hey babe, you fall from heaven?

Because you act like you hit your head
👤︎ u/boiled_walrus
📅︎ Mar 25
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Hey babe, are you camera with broken lens?

'cause damn, I can’t focus.
👤︎ u/butonierka
📅︎ Mar 19
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Hey babes, u a curry?

Cuz I wanna go India-ya🍛
👤︎ u/Rainer_04
📅︎ May 07
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Can I give you a nickname?

How about babe?
👤︎ u/ismcody4321
📅︎ Nov 09
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Hey babe,you a math test ?

Because I'm going to ace this relationship
👤︎ u/germy_x
📅︎ Jan 11
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Babe, you fill my heart with petrol and drive me crazy

I guess you could say its a greasy pick up line
👤︎ u/illumi_nazi
📅︎ Apr 06
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Babe, you fill my heart with petrol and drive me crazy

I guess you could say its a greasy pick up line
👤︎ u/illumi_nazi
📅︎ Apr 06
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Hey babe are you my coccyx

cause you're a part of me
👤︎ u/umhum29
📅︎ Mar 10
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Babe, are you a balance beam?

Because i'm really bad at this and i might fall off any second.
👤︎ u/Tbrouxk
📅︎ Dec 14
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Hey babe, are you ok?

Because I care about you and your mental health, hows life going? If you want to have a talk im all ears. I love you.
👤︎ u/_face_ache_
📅︎ Jun 02
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Hey babe are you are Geico?

Because I can see myself spending 15% or more time with you!
👤︎ u/SirIssacLamb
📅︎ Nov 13
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Hey babe it’s really cold

You mind if I use your legs as earmuffs?
👤︎ u/PincheBash
📅︎ Oct 27
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Hey babe are you cancer

Because I want you out of my life (First time here guys, how did I do?)
👤︎ u/joung_been
📅︎ Jan 23
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Hey Babe I think you are Google

Because you have everything I look for
👤︎ u/Yulworld00
📅︎ Aug 18
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hey babe, you a untapped oil reserve?

because I really want to frack you
👤︎ u/massiveZO
📅︎ Aug 22
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Babe, did you know I’m secretly part pizza?

Because I’ll give you 12” of pleasure
👤︎ u/Smalligan
📅︎ Jun 19
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Hey babe, you got a good back?

Because I want you to carry all my emotional baggage 😉
👤︎ u/_face_ache_
📅︎ Jun 20
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Hey Babe, You know GoT last season has rushed into finishing the story

But I assure you, between us it will be a pretty long season
👤︎ u/BrownGuyKnowsNothing
📅︎ May 25
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Babe, are you Cameron Bancroft?

'Cause I want you tampering with my balls.
👤︎ u/123batman456
📅︎ Mar 27
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You think this face is ugly ( pointing towards your own face)

Babe, girls die to sit on it
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Aug 14
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Hey babe you are like my phone...

necessity. (Or necessary I m not sure)
👤︎ u/Lampisx
📅︎ Jan 23
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Hey babe, are you the ozone layer?

Because I can feel you opening up to me. ;)
👤︎ u/scar014
📅︎ Oct 17
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Hey babe let me be your ash tray

cuz you smokin'!
👤︎ u/thevacuumhead
📅︎ Dec 04
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Hey babe you have a great personality...

Both of them muthafuckas. (While looking at her chest)
👤︎ u/Sir_Slick_Rock
📅︎ Mar 06
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Hey babe, what's ur OTP?

Mines my dick and ur mouth
👤︎ u/Deathstar0611
📅︎ Aug 04
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If you were a president,

You’d be Babe-raham Lincoln
👤︎ u/brisop
📅︎ Apr 26
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Hey, babe... Do you know why they call me the Rubik's Cube?

'Cause the more you play with me the harder I get. ;)
👤︎ u/Zoldor
📅︎ Jul 24
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Do you like mozzarella sticks?

Because I can mozzarella stick it in you, babe.
👤︎ u/Lol_u_ded
📅︎ Apr 18
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Do you have visine? My eyes are dry.,.

Cuz you're so hot babe
👤︎ u/historyeraser4sale
📅︎ May 22
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I'm no umpire but....

You are definitely the Babe of the Day.
👤︎ u/spencer07young
📅︎ Sep 19
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Just thought of this while watching a cop show...

"I hope your not a cop babe, cause I'm committing possession... of love for you." Sigh...
👤︎ u/SuperMajesticMan
📅︎ Sep 08
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Turn up the temperature

Let $V$ be a potential energy defined on $U$. Then let $k_B T \gg \sup_{x \in U} \{ V \left( x \right) \} - \inf_{x \in U} \{ V \left( x \right) \}$, cuz babe I wanna be all over $U$.
👤︎ u/fiat-flux
📅︎ May 07
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