Erection Pick up lines

The best Erection pick up lines

Hey, do you know the difference between a ferrari and an erection?

I don't have a ferrari.
👤︎ u/Samir0927
📅︎ Sep 20
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whats the difference of an erection and a ferrari

i dont have a ferrari
👤︎ u/FazeJherssy
📅︎ Jun 12
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[/r/pickuplines] What's The Difference Between A Ferrari And An Erection?

I Don't Have A Ferrari!
👤︎ u/violator187
📅︎ Feb 18
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Have you thought about storming the capital?

Because you're inciting an erection
👤︎ u/Edward768
📅︎ Jan 23
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For this weeks use only

Damn girl, I still don’t know who’s gonna win this election but I know who just won my erection
👤︎ u/Western_Tone_1002
📅︎ Nov 06
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Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.
👤︎ u/AwesomeToucan2
📅︎ Sep 13
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What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?

I don't have a Ferrari.
👤︎ u/hhgriso120
📅︎ Sep 16
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Damn girl are you a meatball sandwich bc your balls are HUGE!

GIRLS LOVE THIS LINE! This shows them what kind of person you are, and commenting on her balls as a compliment will no doubt lighten her day as well as well as giving her an erection.
👤︎ u/readandyype
📅︎ Feb 11
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Hey girl, are you an angel?

Cause I have an erection
👤︎ u/SirGoaty
📅︎ Feb 04
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Are you a bite from a Banana Spider

Because you give me an extremely painful erection
👤︎ u/Skills123Guy
📅︎ Sep 19
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I may not be the Messiah...

But you’re giving me a res-erection ;)
👤︎ u/TheLoneSperm
📅︎ Apr 08
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Girl, are you a Russian agent?

Because you can interfere with my erection.
👤︎ u/Blairisblood
📅︎ Aug 07
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Hey baby, are you a medical professional?

Because I've had an erection for over four hours and I was told to contact you.
👤︎ u/HasSomeSelfEsteem
📅︎ Jul 07
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