Box Pick up lines

The best Box pick up lines

You are smart, beautiful, kind, and caring. You check all my boxes.

So I can I check your box? Edit Insert any compliments at the start. Also only do this after a rapport has been established or it could be dreadful.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HistorysWitness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Why aren't u inside a gift box?

I wished you as my Christmas present
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smlov
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Do you like boxing?πŸ₯Š

Because you’re a knock out ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheMemeGod13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23
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Takes out fedora from pandora box.

Can I hold your gluteus maximus,my lady?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aditya_jain1907
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16
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wanna do midget boxing?

if so, get on your knees and give me some blows
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfrifaAfro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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Boxes are brown, boxes are pink..

When you leave my room, your box will be stink.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Daymondotcom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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Im not packing like Amazon

But, call me FedEx cuz i’ll tear that box up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stfupooki
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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Hey girl, are you a penalty box?

Coz I wanna go down when I'm near you Or Coz I wanna hit you in the right spot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imlucius
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 29
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Are you a fragile box?

Because I want to handle you with care
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aesthetic_Duck
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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Hey girl are you a box of crayons?

Because I’m drooling over you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MattieBoi7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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Are u a box of Goldfish?

Cuz ur a snack that smiles back.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yee_mf_yee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
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If i cant have your virginity...

Would you at least let me play with the box it came in ?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aevum1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Hey, patch notes came in.

You make my dick’s hit box larger
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Catfisher4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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Hey girl, do you like to recycle?

Yeah? That’s awesome. How about I beat up that box and leave it by the curb in the morning.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jobe612
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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My best friend is going to be deployed for Valentine’s Day so her fiancΓ© is making a box full of cards for her to open so she will still feel loved. Any good suggestions for a dirty Valentine?

From a gal-pal to a gal-pal, she’s been my best friend for almost 10 years! Her partner is amazing and I’m so excited that they asked me to participate. For reference, the card my message will be written on has a cat on it, so on theme would be great but I’m open to suggestions! I have zero game.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thatknifegirl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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Girl, you make me feel like Muhammad Ali

When I'm with you all I want to do is eat box and sleep.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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Damn girl, if you were a cereal

You’d be a box of cutie pebbles
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oAtlaso
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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If universe was like a box of chocolate

I would choose uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zw3den
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21
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How about for Valentine's we put some Hershey's between your hips ...

and I eat a box of chocolates πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/a_halona
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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[/r/pickuplines] Miss, If You Lost Your Virginity...

Can I Have The Box It Came In!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/violator187
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Is your middle name Pandora?

Cause I'm tryna get in your box
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WP_780
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Do you want to play Barbie?

I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/virgulateleek
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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Girl if I were a gift...

You’re the box I’d want to come in.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/essentialjunk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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To the gamer girls!!!

Are you a gamer girl? Cuz you make my dick have a bigger hit box
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlackoutReplayz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11
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Do you work at Taco Bell?

Cause I’d pay $5 for your box.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/here4thaboobies
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09
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Do you wanna play Barbies?

I'll be Ken and you can be the box he came in...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZenAckley
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Aye girl my mom taught me never to hit a woman...

But she didn't say I couldn't tongue punch your fart box.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spicyameatball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Tinder + Bioengineers

(if you know anymore good ones please let me know, this is the only thing getting me through classes) If i had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it. I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U. If you were a single strand of DNA i'd follow polymerase so I could be your compliment. If you were a strand of DNA I'd be your transcription factor so I could help you unwind. You be GFP and I'll come at you at 395 nm and we'll see how excited we can get. You be graphite and I'll be an electron and move freely through your sheets. If you were a ligand, I'd be your receptir going through up regulation because my affinity for you is increasing. My transcription domains wants to work on your Leucine Zipper. We can be like hydrogen and bond between some Beta Sheets. Like RNA polymerase I've been waiting for you. I hope Rho protein is missing because I don't want this to terminate. Rho protein or not, I'll work like a TATA box to always get you going. Are you a sodium channel? because you get me excited.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrdrproffpatrick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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You're my favourite cubicle.

Cause unlike my box at id like to be in you all day long!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Digicollector
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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