The 38 Best Week Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

For this weeks use only

Damn girl, I still don’t know who’s gonna win this election but I know who just won my erection

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👤︎ u/Western_Tone_1002

📅︎ Nov 06

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I need to raise a complain to google

They don't have you listed as the best place to eat out this week.

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👤︎ u/kallia16

📅︎ Feb 10

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You made my whole week 🥵🥰

now lemme make your hole weak 😉😳

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👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr

📅︎ Jul 30

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Hey, are you my School Essay?

Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

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👤︎ u/-Benjamin_Dover-

📅︎ Oct 18

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Hey Girl, you made my whole week, now let me make you hole weak.

not a repost, just delete the other one because of a typo

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👤︎ u/ShonkyStonky

📅︎ Aug 25

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I'm gonna sue spotify

for not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.

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👤︎ u/CheezGarlicNaan

📅︎ Nov 08

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Are you my Test in a week?

Cause I'm not ready yet but I'm gonna do you some day.

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👤︎ u/Not_instant_ramen17

📅︎ May 21

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Add olio to the end of their name because like polio, they make your knees week

I.e "my nickname for you is gonna be nicolio- because much like polio, you're making my knees week"

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👤︎ u/cptomgipwndu

📅︎ Apr 13

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Did you notice the mistake on Spotify this week?

They forgot to list you as hottest single !

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👤︎ u/vijaymandhani

📅︎ Dec 18

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Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week? Her: what glitch? Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single 😉

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👤︎ u/Aciatrix

📅︎ Aug 09

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Hey girl are you the coronavirus?

Because if I had you, I wouldn't leave the house for 2 weeks either

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👤︎ u/GoldenGoat1997

📅︎ Oct 08

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"Hey, are you a money? Because I got a banana for you"

The next week: "Hey, are you a monkey? Because you gave me aids."

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👤︎ u/TyronnicPoppy40

📅︎ Oct 02

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Hey I just checked Spotify

it says you're this week's hottest new single.

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👤︎ u/aintgotmuffintolose

📅︎ Jul 30

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Hey sorry for the slow reply

I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week

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👤︎ u/BigGirthx96

📅︎ May 16

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I need to report Spotify

Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

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👤︎ u/rodriguez0319

📅︎ Oct 31

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I wanna know if X + U = 15 because i think X is a 5 and you're a 10 but if I'm wrong... mind if U go on a date with me later this week?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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👤︎ u/TookleMyPickle

📅︎ Feb 19

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Girl are you my kids..?

Cause I only see you once every two weeks and I want you

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👤︎ u/4L3Xvids

📅︎ Mar 22

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Do you live in San Francisco?

Cause I've got a government mandate for you to shelter-in-my-place for a few weeks.

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👤︎ u/Tim_lord

📅︎ Mar 18

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Thought of this one after seeing Star Wars last week

Ayy gurl, that BB8 unit in the movie may have been cool and all, but I like you more because you're my BB10.

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👤︎ u/ROTCnaziBandgeek

📅︎ Dec 27

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I need help thinking of really corny pic up lines I can use in my streaks

Iv been sending pic lines as my streaks with a picture of me doing the thing the line talks about for like a week and I’m already out of ideas I need some good corny pic up lines.

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👤︎ u/Quin04

📅︎ Jan 05

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Wholesome Pickup Lines

There was a mistake in this week's music charts. They didn't have you as the hottest single. You must be the square root of a negative because there's no way you can be real Are you my student loan cuz you got my interest (works for college plus it's funny) I'd never play hide and seek with you cuz someone like you is impossible to find I think I need to call 9-1-1 because something has just been stolen from me...my heart

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👤︎ u/pineapplepenguino

📅︎ Nov 17

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Hey girl are you down syndrome?

Cause' I'd take those genes off you any day if the week!

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👤︎ u/bmynard

📅︎ Jan 25

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I’m going to have to report Spotify...

Because I didn’t see you in my hottest singles last week

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👤︎ u/nicht-deutsch

📅︎ Feb 14

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Im gonna complain spotify

That you aren't listed in the hottest singles of this week

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👤︎ u/fmlolika

📅︎ Dec 16

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Going to a anime convention next week

Give me the nerdiest pickuplines ever something like "are you a deku nut? Because your stunning me"

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👤︎ u/kite198

📅︎ Oct 22

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Are you microwavable food

because you look like the only thing I'll be eating this week

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👤︎ u/flowergirl339

📅︎ Jan 13

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Hey girl, are you sunday?

Cause i'm gonna think about you all week

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👤︎ u/kvothe5699

📅︎ Oct 12

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Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you. ^stolen ^from ^nish ^kumar ^on ^mock ^the ^week

👍︎ 20

👤︎ u/djliquidvoid

📅︎ Jun 23

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Are you my Therapist?

Because I want to see you every week, cry to you, and spend lots on you for Absolutely nothing in return

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👤︎ u/AlterXade10

📅︎ Aug 18

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Help requested I’m programmer, she is tester

Hello! I need your help, as I’m running out of pickuplines after few weeks. In case someone is in same situation - my last one was - I came with t shirt with bug print on it and I said this t shirt is the bug we need to remove, any other ideas?

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👤︎ u/sauliusonis

📅︎ Jun 04

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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because I will think about you all week and do you at the last minute.

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👤︎ u/ThePandaMan1110

📅︎ Jun 28

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Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

See this one on reddit a few weeks back but can't remember where for the life of me... Just saying it's not my original work (though I wish it was!)

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👤︎ u/B4DB1TB0J4CK

📅︎ Dec 15

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R/PickUpLines Does Tinder For Me

I really hope I'm in the right place for this I'm still kinda new to reddit. So I had this funny idea while I was looking through here. I'm not entirely sure how original it is but I don't care too much since I'll have a blast doing it. Here's the plan, get pickup lines from replies on this post and go on tinder to get some matches and use them for a video to see the reactions. I think it'll be amazing to see what you come up with and if some of these will actually work, I'll keep it up to date with screenshots and everything to be as interactive as possible. Along with shoutouts and all of the normal stuff I guess. Credit will always be given here and I'm looking forward to seeing how this goes. I'll wait until about the end of the week to see all of the matches I get and then update this thread on the amount of people I get. If I can't myself provide I'll see if I can find some voice talent too to add to quality, I can't explain how excited I am for this holy heck. Well until then, cheers! SeliphBlue

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👤︎ u/SeliphBlue

📅︎ Jul 24

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Aye gurl, are you a trash can?

Because I want to take you out at least once a week for the rest of my life

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👤︎ u/XenithSkylord

📅︎ Jan 06

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Zipline related pickup lines.

In a couple of weeks, I'm taking my love interest to do one of my favourite things: Ziplining. I'm a pretty unique and quirky person, so I thought "What better time to ask him out than while zooming through the skies?" So after brainstorming for a few days, I've come up with nothing. Help me, reddit!

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👤︎ u/Scepz

📅︎ Sep 26

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Girl are you Swedish?

Cause I'll have you Stockholmed within a week.

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👤︎ u/Walruscare

📅︎ Jan 27

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Do you need any help?

This happened to me a few weeks ago and I'm pretty proud of this line I made up. I was walking around in a department store with this girl, and a worker came up to us and asked "Do you guys need any help?" I responded with the usual "No thanks" and then quickly added "I already found everything I'm looking for" My friend gasped a little, and as I walked away, I heard the worker say "Damn that was good."

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👤︎ u/OrientalCarpet

📅︎ Nov 15

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The tale of Upstairs/Downstairs: Or 2 pickup lines that are bound to impress

The characters: Downstairs neighbor - single man in his mid 30s Upstairs neighbor - 25 year old female living with her SO The scene: Upstairs neighbor's SO was out of town for 2 weeks, and Upstairs neighbor had gotten her car stuck in the icy driveway. Texted Downstairs neighbor to ask where rocksalt may be in the garage (one of only 4 texts that had occurred between these two parties during the full year of them being neighbors). Downstairs neighbor responds with the location of the rocksalt. The next morning - 6am Downstairs neighbor begins texting conversation with Upstairs neighbor. Somehow resulted in these lines "Wanna come down stairs? I have Netflix" After a cordial refusal and a few more sporadic texts, he goes for the clincher "I have often thought about being intimate with you"

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👤︎ u/DrJones_in_Training

📅︎ Jul 22

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Week Pick up lines

The best Week pick up lines

For this weeks use only

I need to raise a complain to google

You made my whole week 🥵🥰

Hey, are you my School Essay?

Hey Girl, you made my whole week, now let me make you hole weak.

I'm gonna sue spotify

Are you my Test in a week?

Add olio to the end of their name because like polio, they make your knees week

Did you notice the mistake on Spotify this week?

Apple Music or Spotify?

Hey girl are you the coronavirus?

"Hey, are you a money? Because I got a banana for you"

Hey I just checked Spotify

Hey sorry for the slow reply

I need to report Spotify

I wanna know if X + U = 15 because i think X is a 5 and you're a 10 but if I'm wrong... mind if U go on a date with me later this week?

Girl are you my kids..?

Do you live in San Francisco?

Thought of this one after seeing Star Wars last week

I need help thinking of really corny pic up lines I can use in my streaks

Wholesome Pickup Lines

Hey girl are you down syndrome?

I’m going to have to report Spotify...

Im gonna complain spotify

Going to a anime convention next week

Are you microwavable food

Hey girl, are you sunday?

Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

Are you my Therapist?

Help requested I’m programmer, she is tester

Hey girl, are you my homework?

Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

R/PickUpLines Does Tinder For Me

Aye gurl, are you a trash can?

Zipline related pickup lines.

Girl are you Swedish?

Do you need any help?

The tale of Upstairs/Downstairs: Or 2 pickup lines that are bound to impress

For this weeks use only

I need to raise a complain to google

You made my whole week 🥵🥰

Hey, are you my School Essay?

Hey Girl, you made my whole week, now let me make you hole weak.

I'm gonna sue spotify

Are you my Test in a week?

Add olio to the end of their name because like polio, they make your knees week

Did you notice the mistake on Spotify this week?

Apple Music or Spotify?

Hey girl are you the coronavirus?

"Hey, are you a money? Because I got a banana for you"

Hey I just checked Spotify

Hey sorry for the slow reply

I need to report Spotify

I wanna know if X + U = 15 because i think X is a 5 and you're a 10 but if I'm wrong... mind if U go on a date with me later this week?

Girl are you my kids..?

Do you live in San Francisco?

Thought of this one after seeing Star Wars last week

I need help thinking of really corny pic up lines I can use in my streaks

Wholesome Pickup Lines

Hey girl are you down syndrome?

I’m going to have to report Spotify...

Im gonna complain spotify

Going to a anime convention next week

Are you microwavable food

Hey girl, are you sunday?

Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

Are you my Therapist?

Help requested I’m programmer, she is tester

Hey girl, are you my homework?

Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

R/PickUpLines Does Tinder For Me

Aye gurl, are you a trash can?

Zipline related pickup lines.

Girl are you Swedish?

Do you need any help?

The tale of Upstairs/Downstairs: Or 2 pickup lines that are bound to impress

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