Father Pick up lines

The best Father pick up lines

Did your father have sex with a carrot?

Because you have really nice eyes.
👤︎ u/doroteam
📅︎ Dec 18
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Hey girl, your father is a thief

Cause he stole all the stars from the sky and kept them in your eyes. (Got it from Alvin and the chipmunks, the tv series lol)
👤︎ u/thedankalchemist
📅︎ Nov 30
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Was your father a thief?

Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
👤︎ u/saadchahine1
📅︎ Dec 18
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Was your father an alien?

Cause there’s no other girl like you.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 17
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Girl, are you my father?

Cuz i dont know where have you been my whole life.
👤︎ u/confused_ungabunga
📅︎ Sep 15
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hey are you the father of russia?

bc i wanna putin my dick in u
👤︎ u/big-nicks-dick-muget
📅︎ Sep 10
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Is your father/mother a terrorist?

Because you’re the bomb!
👤︎ u/-Tytgamer
📅︎ Jan 05
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Is your father a jihadist?

Because you’re a bomb.
👤︎ u/FlightMan_71
📅︎ Jul 29
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Is your father in prison?

Because if I was your father I would be in prison
👤︎ u/RyanHermann
📅︎ May 26
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Hey girl, is your father a horseman?

Her: why, because i have crooked legs? Me: no because you have a horse face
👤︎ u/someweirdbanana
📅︎ Jul 20
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Happy father’s day to me i guess

Coz you’re my baby 😉
👤︎ u/dirtybubbles99
📅︎ Jun 21
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Does your father work at KFC?

Cause boy that ass, it's finger lickin' good!
👤︎ u/safwanadnan19
📅︎ May 16
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Hey girl, is your father a gardener?

Yes? So he taught you how to work with large pipes
👤︎ u/someweirdbanana
📅︎ Jul 20
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Since father’s day is soon

wanna help me become a dad?
👤︎ u/MyDadWillComeBack
📅︎ May 22
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Is your father a nuclear scientist?

Cause you're a whole atomic bomb
👤︎ u/AndreilLimbo
📅︎ Apr 30
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are you a decent father figure

because you're unreal
👤︎ u/_itzmonty_
📅︎ Apr 30
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Is your father an architect?

Or why are you so well built?
👤︎ u/ntn_98
📅︎ Apr 14
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Is your father Robert Oppenheimer ?

Cuz you are a bomb
👤︎ u/gaamouchmouad
📅︎ May 03
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Girl is your father Picasso?

Because you look like a master piece
👤︎ u/Pedro_TheAlcoholic
📅︎ Jun 17
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Your father must be a dealer

Cuz, girl, you are DOPE
👤︎ u/8ada55_11ama
📅︎ Jul 12
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Is your father from Afghanistan

Cause you're the bomb
👤︎ u/hardycat
📅︎ Jun 10
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Was your father a thief ?

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
👤︎ u/Iamviin
📅︎ Nov 04
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Wanna know why I drive a dodge truck

So I can ram the daughter and dodge the father
👤︎ u/redneckrobit
📅︎ Apr 20
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Hey girl, is your father Jules Verne?

Because your 20,000 leagues out of my sea.
👤︎ u/SmallAsPluto
📅︎ Dec 31
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Are you the time I forgot to add water to my ramen?

Cause I can't stop thinking about you. True story, no longer allowed to make ramen when visiting my father
👤︎ u/Austin_Knauss
📅︎ Dec 09
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Is your father in prison?

Cause if I were your father, I'd be in prison.
👤︎ u/kovr
📅︎ Jun 12
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Pickup Line to get any close friend-girl you know!!

I'm currently dating because of this... You: Hey Girl: Hey *you go up to her* You: Here's your gifts for your baby shower *kiss her* Girl: What the heck, what baby shower You: Oh someday when I'm the father.. ;) Girl: Ohh <3 *she kisses back* I won her
👤︎ u/clifrusso
📅︎ Jan 05
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