University Pick up lines

The best University pick up lines

Are you a university degree?

Cuz I wanna use you to impress my mom
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If I were a college or university that offered substantial financial aid...

you could get a full ride 🤓
📅︎ Sep 14
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Are you University tuition?

Because I'll always be in your debt
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Are you Harvard University?

Because if I got in you even my parents would brag about it.
📅︎ Mar 28
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