Naughty Pick up lines

The best Naughty pick up lines

Hey gurl u werent on the naughty list this yr ...

So im tryna cum down ur chimney
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jattislife
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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I don't care if I'm on ur naughty list or ur nice list

i just wanna be on ur to-do list
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idk_and_idc27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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Did you make Santa’s Naughty List this year?

Need yelp getting there? 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/littlebizcocho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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Are you looking for a naughty boy?

Because I only wash my hands for 19 seconds.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madmonkreborn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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Are you a conspiracy theory?

Because I wanna get illuminati (pronounced: Illumi-NAUGHTY) with you!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lextheowlf
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19
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