Few Pick up lines

The best Few pick up lines

Damn girl, Are you last few drops of piss?

Cause youโ€™re always trying to get in my pants.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/messicena10
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 27
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Iโ€™m not the weather girl

But I can predict youโ€™ll be growing a few inches tonight.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/littlebizcocho
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 23
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You goanna be an angel in a few hours

- because Iโ€™m going to fuck the hell outta you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/xrmsa
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 03
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Hey boy, we should change a few rules of English.

We should make it so the letter D is silent when it comes after the letter M. That way you could put a D in me and nobody would ever know.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LansyBot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 03
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Hey can I ask a favor?

Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for just like... a few months? Years maybe?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/human8ure
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 30
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I goy this one a few years ago

If you held up eight Roses to a mirror you'd see nine of the most beautiful things in the world
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/djhdowl
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 23
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Need some tasteful ideas

Need some witty lines for a chick named diamond, I've made some up for the past few days an they make her smile but I've alas I've come to a dead end thankssss
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zackattack-6996
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 27
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Hey boy, are you bamboo grass?

Cause due to your fast growth your used to torture people by growing through they're stomach slowly killing them over the course of a few days.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MothThatLuvsLamps
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 16
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I'm not a weatherman...

But you can expect 7-8 inches in your forecast tonight, you won't be able to leave the house for a few days
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 05
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If The Other Person Is A Baker- Hereโ€™s A Few Lines For You

I really knead your right now. This could be loaf at first sight. Crust me when i say youโ€™re stunning. Maybe we could roll into bread later. ~More Themes Coming Soon~
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/VengefulVendetta
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 28
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Iโ€™m a heavy dude/former slovenly lothario and this one worked almost every time.

FYI: This is the condensed version. I had to work for it. It wasnโ€™t as simple as just a few sentences. โ€œHey there! Iโ€™m Dave.โ€ ((makes small talk...tries to get date)) Her: โ€œYeah, thanks but no thanks.โ€ Me: โ€œWhy not? Is it my size? I mean, yeah, Iโ€™m fat, but so?โ€ Her: โ€œYou said it, not me.โ€ Me: โ€œAh, come on. There are a ton of guys out there named Dave I bet youโ€™d go out with, but have you ever been out with a ton of guy named Dave?โ€ Her: ((laughs...panties drop))
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/damronhimself
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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Is there something wrong with your wifi?

Cause I know a few hot spots
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/matieke6
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 24
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So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here! ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is: "Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LegoFanNumber1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 18
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This place is packed!

But as long as Iโ€™ve got a face, youโ€™ve got somewhere to sit!! You can switch this up many different ways Iโ€™ve done it quite a few times. Like are you tired? Well.... or just flat out hey girl as long as I got a face.... itโ€™s honestly only legit worked once if just hooking up is the goal. Another time it worked was with a girl I dated for a bit and am actually good friends with now haha
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/theshua253
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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If The Other Person Likes To Fish- Hereโ€™s A Few For You.

Youโ€™re reely beautiful. Will you take the bait and go on a date? Nice bass baby. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should i float by again. You donโ€™t even have a fishing pole, yet Iโ€™m hooked on you. I got my walleye on you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/VengefulVendetta
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 04
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Can't think of/find pickup lines for a few names

Does anyone know of, or can think of, pick up lines for a few names? * Haylie * Marisa * Chloe * Railey * Lindsey stuck on these. Any help would be appreciated
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/no-body
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29
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Do you live in San Francisco?

Cause I've got a government mandate for you to shelter-in-my-place for a few weeks.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tim_lord
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 18
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Are you one of those scam websites?

Coz you taunt with few good seconds and then start asking for credit card info!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dreamertheysay
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 29
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I'm no weatherman but

you can expect more than a few inches tonight
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/titan1655
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 15
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"I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight..."

Whatchca' think about it ;D ?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AyshineMatt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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Are you my homework because Iโ€™m not doing you, and

*wait a few seconds* And I probably should be. Sorry I forgot to finish the pickup line just like I forgot to finish my homework, but if we hang out tonight I wonโ€™t forget to finish you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jackson33USMC
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01
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Can you afford a dozen limes?

If you can, then take them and go in front of your woman and drop them. Start picking them up and drop a few while picking them up. Be a little clumsy. "Hey I need your help here, cause you see I'm pretty bad at pick up limes".
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Feynman_weds_Dirac
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09
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My friend made a joke

We were in the hall and he said โ€œyouโ€™re as straight as a twigโ€ a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl โ€œis that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ figured it fit here
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SND01X
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16
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Oh girl are you the Chandrayaan 2 because it seems we've lost contact

could use this pick-up line for a woman who hasn't responded in a few days
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/amazedknight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 08
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Are you an IV League college?

Cuz everyone wants to enter you but only a few can.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gagandeepvats
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 30
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Inspired by a gym conversation

So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokinโ€™ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously. One of the guys says to me โ€œYou better get over there and offer her some free personal training!โ€ And I immediately replied with โ€œWell Iโ€™m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, Iโ€™ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ainโ€™t got a PhD.โ€
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woodyard801
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 20
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Help requested Iโ€™m programmer, she is tester

Hello! I need your help, as Iโ€™m running out of pickuplines after few weeks. In case someone is in same situation - my last one was - I came with t shirt with bug print on it and I said this t shirt is the bug we need to remove, any other ideas?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sauliusonis
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 04
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Hey girl, are you a goalkeeper

Coz I wanna take a few shots at your goal
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kdash_2307
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 29
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I ain't no weatherman baby...

But you can expect a few inches tonight! (please forgive if re-post)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MarmadukeV2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 18
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Are you my student loans?

Because i think you're going to fuck me for a few years.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sprout1319
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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When youโ€™re texting then it goes cold...

Who has a good pickup line for when youโ€™ve matched, youโ€™ve exchanged some witty banter for a few days, then all the sudden she stops replying? There has to be some good lines to re-energize the convo without looking pathetic and desperate haha. Iโ€™ve used this with semi-decent results: โ€œif youโ€™re waiting for a shirtless gym selfie, I should have some fresh ones by Saturday.โ€ That can get a chuckle sometimes and get you back in the game. Others?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/robblaos
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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Hey there Iโ€™m playing detective

And you fit the description of the culprit that [made a few boys cry earlier]. Youโ€™ve got the same [beautiful eyes, cute face, sexy outfit, killer body, and smile], that Iโ€™ve been looking for all night! Iโ€™m going to have to bring you in for a one on one.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/superfsh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 12
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Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

See this one on reddit a few weeks back but can't remember where for the life of me... Just saying it's not my original work (though I wish it was!)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/B4DB1TB0J4CK
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 15
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You see a girl and her friends sitting in the metro and you approach them

Hi, (looking at the girl and then looking over at her friends) you have the rest of your lives to get to know her, but for me, i just got these few minutes, so can i have her?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thebushasarrived
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 17
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Zipline related pickup lines.

In a couple of weeks, I'm taking my love interest to do one of my favourite things: Ziplining. I'm a pretty unique and quirky person, so I thought "What better time to ask him out than while zooming through the skies?" So after brainstorming for a few days, I've come up with nothing. Help me, reddit!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Scepz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26
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pickup lines for a chick named hui?

need a few witty possibly disturbing pickup lines for a girl named hui, can i get some help?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gingerheadman321
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 16
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Do you need any help?

This happened to me a few weeks ago and I'm pretty proud of this line I made up. I was walking around in a department store with this girl, and a worker came up to us and asked "Do you guys need any help?" I responded with the usual "No thanks" and then quickly added "I already found everything I'm looking for" My friend gasped a little, and as I walked away, I heard the worker say "Damn that was good."
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OrientalCarpet
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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Did you just immigrate to the U.S.?

Because I've got a few jobs for you. From my friend Coby
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/beastlyzach
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 21
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If I could rearrange the alphabet...

I'd put U and I a few letters apart. Because I still want you to have your space.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/In--Flagrante
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 24
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That Time I got Kicked out of the Thirsty Turtle for Barking at a Girl.

I drink. Itโ€™s enjoyable. I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit. But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye. I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice. One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about. A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different. So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time. Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you canโ€™t just say โ€œhey, Iโ€™m not a rapistโ€, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't. After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that." My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again. Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me". That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip". She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride. The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption? I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Osborne26
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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The tale of Upstairs/Downstairs: Or 2 pickup lines that are bound to impress

The characters: Downstairs neighbor - single man in his mid 30s Upstairs neighbor - 25 year old female living with her SO The scene: Upstairs neighbor's SO was out of town for 2 weeks, and Upstairs neighbor had gotten her car stuck in the icy driveway. Texted Downstairs neighbor to ask where rocksalt may be in the garage (one of only 4 texts that had occurred between these two parties during the full year of them being neighbors). Downstairs neighbor responds with the location of the rocksalt. The next morning - 6am Downstairs neighbor begins texting conversation with Upstairs neighbor. Somehow resulted in these lines "Wanna come down stairs? I have Netflix" After a cordial refusal and a few more sporadic texts, he goes for the clincher "I have often thought about being intimate with you"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DrJones_in_Training
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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