Ass Pick up lines

The best Ass pick up lines

It's time to kick gum and chew ass

And I'm all out of gum( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)
👤︎ u/zeek1999
📅︎ Jan 12
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Hey girl does your ass hold water?

Because dam.
👤︎ u/INRihab__
📅︎ Feb 12
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Hey girl, is that ass my collage debt

Cause it’s HUGE!
📅︎ Jan 20
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I ejaculated on my pants can I ejaculate in your ass?

Numbah 1 pick up line
📅︎ Jan 06
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Damn girl, do you eat ass?

Cause your breath smells like shit!
👤︎ u/kalo23
📅︎ Nov 09
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Ay gurl, do you need an inhaler?

Because you got dat ass ma
📅︎ Jan 01
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Hey baby, you should call that ass Dexter.

Because it's killing me!
👤︎ u/WTFRU4RLz
📅︎ Nov 20
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Damn is your ass a YouTube skip ad button?

Becasue I want to smack it
📅︎ Oct 05
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Girl is your ass the new Snapchat filter?

Cause i would love it on my face
👤︎ u/sumit_khot
📅︎ May 18
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Did you sit on a pile of sugar?

Because you have a sweet ass
📅︎ Feb 03
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Do you need an inhaler?

Cuz you got that ass ma!
📅︎ Feb 04
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I’m sincerely amazed at how you people don’t realize how much you are running this /sub with all your lame ass “nice” comments!

Play a video game if you want a high score EDIT: It took me to get really drunk to finally say this, but it’s true
👤︎ u/NYRion7
📅︎ Jun 12
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Hey girl, are you my step daughter?

Coz daddy gonna beat that ass, but without the B
👤︎ u/EviL-FeaR
📅︎ Jan 16
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I’m not Thor, but I can be your ass guardian.

Let me protecc that booty
👤︎ u/allout_atl
📅︎ May 09
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wanna know why they call me the mail man?

because i lick that ass like a god damn stamp, bitch
📅︎ Jan 14
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Hey, Girl. Are you Elon Musk?

Because im about to send your ass into outerspace
📅︎ Dec 14
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I must be Nicolas Cage,

Because your ass is a national treasure 😜
👤︎ u/ZoLx99
📅︎ Jan 04
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I’ve heard you like fitness

Can I fit this dick in your ass?
👤︎ u/SHARRlS
📅︎ Jan 12
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Hey can you pass me my inhaler

because you took my breath away
👤︎ u/DiggiWorme
📅︎ Jul 18
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Did you sit on the F5 key?

Cuz your ass looks so refreshing.
👤︎ u/lolinator53
📅︎ Dec 30
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Are you a mom character designed by Pixar?

Cause DAMN you gotta thicc ass
👤︎ u/MannerMemer
📅︎ Jul 01
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Did you sit on the F5 key?

Cause your ass is refreshing
👤︎ u/tallasiand
📅︎ Jul 04
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Hey Girl, Do You Own A Donkey,

Please Show Me Your Ass.
👤︎ u/ryalator10
📅︎ Dec 02
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Is your phone in your back pocket?

Coz that ass is calling me.
👤︎ u/The-Fad
📅︎ Dec 05
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Your ass is proof that the earth isn’t flat

Because you’re my world.
👤︎ u/Samuel_hall
📅︎ Jun 29
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Is that a keg in your pants?

Cause I’d love to tap that Ass
👤︎ u/tallasiand
📅︎ Jul 05
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Did you sit on the F5 key

Because your ass is refreshing
📅︎ Oct 27
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Girl, you've got an ass so bomb

That if you flew and landed in Hiroshima, locals would think "Aw fuck not again"
👤︎ u/B1gB0ng0s
📅︎ Apr 28
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Did you sit on the F5 key?

Cause your ass is refreshing
📅︎ Nov 30
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I want to eat your ass

👤︎ u/rafeykashan
📅︎ Apr 15
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Damn this must be the movie Cars and you must be Strip "The King" Weathers and I must be Chick Hicks cuz I wanna ram you in the ass

Someone really used this on me
👤︎ u/cronki1212
📅︎ May 29
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Do you have a phone in your back pocket?

Cause I think that ass is calling me 🤤
👤︎ u/T_eefus
📅︎ Nov 19
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You know how girls put their phone on their back pocket?

Hey girl, I know I don't have your number, but that ass is calling for me
👤︎ u/Jott_a
📅︎ Dec 08
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Hey,did you sit on F5 key?

cause your ass is refreshing
👤︎ u/hatedbyal
📅︎ Nov 19
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Roses are red, they grow in the grass, give me a chance, and I'll cum in your ass.

👤︎ u/Diamoend
📅︎ Nov 07
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Your ass reminds me of spaghetti

Because I’m trying to eat your ass
📅︎ Dec 23
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If they say that something is “a pain in their ass”...

...respond with “i can be a pain in your ass”
👤︎ u/pepperwhale
📅︎ Apr 11
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Hey girl, is your ass a daycare?

Because in the current climate, I'm nervous about dropping my kids off in there, with everyone else's.
👤︎ u/AgentTin
📅︎ Mar 16
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Hey do you keep your phone in your back pocket?

Because that ass is calling me
📅︎ Apr 15
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Are you a baby that was just born?...

Because I wanna slap your naked ass while you're covered in my mom's vagina juice
📅︎ Oct 14
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Damn girl, is your ass the red Sea?

Because I'm feeling like Moses.
👤︎ u/tabunD
📅︎ Jan 29
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Damn girl, I’mma call that ass “avocado,”

‘cause it’s the good kind of fat.
📅︎ Feb 08
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Girl are you my uncle?

Cuz you're a pain in the ass
👤︎ u/hluuuuuup
📅︎ Sep 16
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Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)

•Do u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future •Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur? Cus u got a NiCE AsS •Are you terms and conditions ? Because whatever you say i ll always agree with you
📅︎ Aug 08
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Did u sit on arsenic and sulphur

Cos I love that AsS
👤︎ u/nazi_hentai
📅︎ Oct 20
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Damn girl, is your ass a fly?

Cuz I wanna smack it
👤︎ u/Ic_y
📅︎ Feb 07
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is there a phone in your back pocket by any chance

Cause that ass is calling me
👤︎ u/kids_tabl3
📅︎ Mar 21
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Hey girl, what’s your favorite kind of pizza?

Mine is a pizza your ass
📅︎ Oct 06
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Hey girl is your ass a planet ?

Cause it's so big and so round and I am gravitating around it.
📅︎ Nov 27
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