Cure Pick up lines

The best Cure pick up lines

I've been told I'm the cure for Covid...

...Lucky for you it's a suppository.
👤︎ u/epi-diddle
📅︎ Nov 19
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Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.
👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight
📅︎ Jun 29
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Are you the cure for alzheimer?

Because you are unforgettable
👤︎ u/timotiusek
📅︎ May 11
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Are you the cure for depression?

Cuz you're all I need
👤︎ u/AshKetshup
📅︎ May 11
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Hey is it true when people say you tend to halicunate after having treatments for heart related diseases?

Because i think i see an angel standing infront of me and i think you are the cure for my heart.
👤︎ u/throwaway2828shd
📅︎ Feb 20
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Are you the cure to AIDS?

Because I’m positive I’ll die without you
👤︎ u/papatayto
📅︎ Jan 12
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Hey girl, are you a doctor?

Because you just cured my loneliness
👤︎ u/SaltedEg
📅︎ Sep 30
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Hey girl, are you a doctor?

Because you cured my erectile dysfunction
👤︎ u/CactusCartoon47
📅︎ Aug 17
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Did you know that seeing cute things it improves focusing?

Well, you cure my ADHD
👤︎ u/ImaginaryCricket9
📅︎ Jul 09
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Roses are red, I'm insecure.

Give me a kiss, that is the perfect cure
👤︎ u/sid_bb
📅︎ May 23
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