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Hey girl, are you f(x)=x^(-1)?

Because I want to find the area under your curves with my natural log.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/EVANTHETOON
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 18
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Me: Hey I can't find something in the shop, can you help

Them: Yeah sure, what are you looking for? Me: Your number
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Prephem
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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Are you the boat from finding nemo?

Because from the moment I saw you, I am lost.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Karinshi99
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 02
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Hey Girl, I Think You'll Find That I'm A Toaster

Cos when you take a bath with me, things are gonna get steamy real quick and then you'll go to heaven.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/N1ll3R5
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 19
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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I can't find my mask anywhere!

Can i wear you on my face instead?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MrCOUNTCUPCAKE
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10
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Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?

Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OldieVonMoldy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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How to get laid in 5 esay steps

1 find a girl. 2 get her a drink 3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of. 4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table later๐Ÿฅด" 5 get laid
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ram-dam-jam-slam
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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Wanna know why I study math

To find the fastest way to your heart
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Lucadotdotdot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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Cricket fans will find it useful...

If Faf Du Plesis were to break the ice.... "Hey girl are you a cricket ball.. coz i'll love to catch you"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mango_Bongo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 20
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Archeologist at a bar: You sure youโ€™re old enough to be in here?

Guess Iโ€™ll have to date you to find out ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Vote4Hitler
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 28
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on this warm summer day, I'm on a path without a way, to find someone who is a dude

Would you please send a nude?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CallmeIrrelavant
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28
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Still reading dictionary

Because i still can't find a word to describe what you do to me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Exotic_Amoeba_9437
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 19
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Hey, do you wanna go get some taco bell?

If not, I'm sure we can find another way to destroy your asshole.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/orphanIncest
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 13
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If you find a shovel in your back pocket, it's mine

I've been digging that booty
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/musingsofmadness
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 28
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Im like a firefighter

I find you hot and leave you wet
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dreamerz__
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 02
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Damn girl, are you the mod of r/pickuplines?

Because you should remove the comments spamming "Nice". Filling up the comments of every post. They make it harder to find actually good/funny comments. Edit : u/NicoleMary27, Notice me senpai, the nice comments have upwards of 100 downvotes, people don't likr those comments, please make a rule and enforce it to prevent these annoying comments
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/EnderbroSonny
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 17
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I didn't think I'd find a walrus in here...

But baby you'd walrus be mine.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jeffreylynngoldblum
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 10
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Do you wanna play hide and seek?

Him: No. That's okay, a guy like you is difficult to find anyway.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 11
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From one of my favorite youtubers... "Can you let me know when you're drunk enough that you find me attractive?"

If your curious, the channel is Joe Goes. He was epic
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DrunkCanadianGuy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 20
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F*ck, I gonna need a map...

"What for?"/ To find the best way inside your pants
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AkvonReyne
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 19
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I'm like a firefighter...

I find you smokin and leave you wet
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10
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I'm just trying to find out

What do you do for fun? And can I come with?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CrackerLoc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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Damn girl, are you hamburger helper?

Because I've been trying to find out what to do with this meat and you're giving me all kinds of ideas.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 18
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Roses are red, they say Google maps help you find stuff...

I searched fine and it led me to you, it ain't a bluff ๐Ÿคช - Day 13
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 17
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This worked 2/7 tries but I find it funny

Hey girl is your name heroine? Cause I'd like to get addicted to you, and watch you fck up my life
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GBrady94
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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Baby, just call me John King...

Cuz my fingers will find your magic wall.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chexmp
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 05
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sorry but i dont understand

find all line here extra cringe.. maybe 1 in 100 is good if it got some humour. i would rather just come to a girl and tell her she's cute and ask for a number. does shit like this really work in real life? im curious
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/helloworld23312
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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Hi, I can't seem to find my Girlfriend around have you seen?

This is what she looks like... \*Hand her your phone with the selfie camera open\*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Cesticles
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 31
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Hey girl, wanna play hide and seek?

Her: Ok You: Actually I can't Her: Why not? You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find;) *(clapping of cheeks initiates)*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/shreyasboi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 26
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Hey, girl, are you a dinosaur?

Because it's impossible to find someone like you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nine9ten10
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26
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Iโ€™ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition...

To find your G-Spot
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/B-RadKnows
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 09
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BEST PLATFORMS/CHANNELS TO FIND WINGMANS

Hi Guys, I wanna start to play in company. I woud like to know what are the platforms/channels you usually use to find your wingmans. All advices are usefull. Thank you in advance.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Wings-Info
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 12
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Consider me a firefighter!

I find you hot and I leave you wet
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pablo_chocobar_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 21
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Excuse me miss? I seem to have a problem finding a phone number in my contacts.

(Girl) : which number? (Me) : your number
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/grimlin20
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 13
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Girl, are you a mine?

Cuz Iโ€™ll dig deep to find the gold in you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tactical49
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 28
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Since there are 0 pickup lines I can find for someone called Izi here is one

Did you know your name derives from the ancient Egyptian and ancient Greek root isis, meaning gift of isis, She was one of the most powerful and used magic, when we matched I thought I felt a tingle in my stomach, you must of cast a spell on me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LucasLoci
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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You know why I study mathematics?

Because I want to find the shortest distance into your heart.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Kazoky
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 12
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Well the best things in life are free...

Use this line if you find out a girl doesn't like being spoiled
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Adolf-M-Stalin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10
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Hey baby, I wanna find your (C)hina.

In your pants!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PoppinOMary
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 25
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I cant find a costume for haloween,

Can I just go as your girlfriend/boyfriend?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Audiobodio
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 25
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Hey girl, are you Space-X

Cause youโ€™re finding new ways to get into my space
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MisreableExchange
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 06
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Hey girl, are you a large flat plain with no infrastructure, and little sediment build up making it easy to excavate and search for the remains of animals from the Jurassic era?

Because I think Iโ€™ll find something interesting if you let me look down there ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PlatoicKnight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 29
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A smoker who you find very attractive. Male or Female

Excuse me, but , youโ€™re โ€œsmokingโ€all by yourself. That cigarette isnโ€™t necessary!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/joconyc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 06
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Try it and see. Its a new twist on an oldie

So this one might take a little bit of digging to get some information on the person of interest. Find out if they went to college if they did find out what they studied if they studied a math class or science class you could say that you're being awarded the highest award in that category and when she asks what you're getting the award for you say you figured out how to combine you and I. Cheesy yes. But i feel like its a drunk girl at last call pantie dropper!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/9inchSteve1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 30
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Do you find glass half empty or half full ??

Well, I just can't take my eyes off from u beautiful !!!!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_amstan_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 12
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Do you want to play hide and seek ?

actually I can't, because girls like you are too difficult to find.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AROUFGANGSTA51
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 04
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Are you my phone charger?

Because I've looked everywhere and was starting to think I'd never find you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 04
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If I need to find you

Iโ€™ll just call the weatherman to tell me where all the hotness is.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/j_mal9900j
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 26
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Hey girl, are you a minion from despicable me?

Cuz you seem to follow around the worst most evil guys in the world, then when it doesnโ€™t work out you just find an even worse guy!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MIKEY_VEE123youandME
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 28
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It'd be impossible to play hide and seek....

with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shub_007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 28
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/petergriffinfricken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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You might be surprised to find that I am multilingual

I'm fluent in speaking tongues
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Adammoses88
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 18
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Roses are red, violets are blue

DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kvothe5699
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 28
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was โ€ฆ \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnยดt reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, โ€œI am going to show you I can do it on my ownโ€. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time ๐Ÿคฃ) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say โ€œHiโ€ it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangsโ€ฆand girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out ๐Ÿ˜˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 14
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just made this up thanks to you guys..

Are you a pick up line ? because I can't find you in any place except my mind... (can be improved)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/redreflection
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 18
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Do you know where the nearest gallery is?

I just wanted to see where I could find a piece of art like you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/johnisking34
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 28
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Are you an shed antler?

Because I'd like to find you out on a hike.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/stanleal
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 31
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Are you the white mountains?

Cause I wanna explore every inch of you (we were both into backpacking and outdoorsy stuff). Also I just need to vent idc if anyone reads this. She was so incredibly romantic, idk how I'll ever find anyone like her (but without her flaws cause I wouldn't date anyone with them ever again) and ik that's such an only-dated-one-person thing to say but ya thats the tea
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Not_instant_ramen17
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21
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Remind me to never play hide and seek with you

Because a person like you is impossible to find
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WarrenGomz77
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 08
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