Angel Pick up lines

The best Angel pick up lines

Hey girl, are you a fallen angel?

Cause your face is all deformed.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/not_part_time_ninja
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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You sure you’re an angel?

You seem like you’d bring out the devil in me. (Angelica)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SnakShak
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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I know that angels are real.

Her: How? Because I'm talking to one.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr_Trump_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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I know that angels exist...

'Cause I have seen one.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XxPiranavxX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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If I said you were an angel,

Would you treat me like the devil tonight?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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Damn girl are you an angel?

Cause I’m allergic to feathers.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AnonymousCringer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02
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Hey baby are you an angel?

β€œCause I’m allergic to feathers.” Then proceed to vomit all over her and the floor.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CecilBlight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Hey girl are you an angel?

Cause I'm allergic to feathers. *Barfs*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MothThatLuvsLamps
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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Just a quick question

How do i get an angel to notice me back?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/roottoor2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Hey drink some Red Bull

An Angel like you need some wings
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nirmaezio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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Hey is it true when people say you tend to halicunate after having treatments for heart related diseases?

Because i think i see an angel standing infront of me and i think you are the cure for my heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/throwaway2828shd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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You goanna be an angel in a few hours

- because I’m going to fuck the hell outta you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xrmsa
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03
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Hey girl, are you an angel?

Cause I have an erection
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirGoaty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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They say angels go to heaven

So I hope I go to heaven so I can see you once again
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlackJaguar7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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You know there are angels in heaven...

I hope I go to heaven so I see you once again - Day 62
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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Somebody better call God,

Because he’s missing an angel
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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I have found my angel

God lost an angel because I am look at you right now.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlackSkulllDragon18
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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I'm having a debate now with my mom and only u can help me win it

I said angels exist. My mom said no they don't. Just send me your pic, I'll show it to her and easily win the fight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anotherbigjoke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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Who said god aint real there's an angel roaming around us .

If that's not enough proof of god . Then no one knows what is. No more an atheist.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sai69meme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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You have a good chance to be in a horror movie.

As the angel that comes down from heaven to kill the demons.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/most45
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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You know I heard that when you fell from heaven the angels wept

For they lost one of their best
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cmoneyhackdog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11
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Does god know you're down here?

Cause you're an angel
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vishan_1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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Are you the Angel of Death

Because I'm dying to be with you...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DSLR_Plymouth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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Would you grab my arm?

So I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anniejung23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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I can’t tell if you’re an angle or an angel

Eh, you’re a-cutie anyways
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oh_no_yikes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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I have the voice of an angel

If you can make me sing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elevatedsurface
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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I didnt know Angel's needed part time jobs

Said this to the new girl at work back when we were in highschool. She had a good laugh.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cptomgipwndu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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There is no way god made you.

because if he did the angels would be jealous:)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Michaelbogovic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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Can I take your picture

to prove to all my friends that angels do exist
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/easportshelp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
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Hey, are you and angel who fell from heaven?

Because uhh, so was Lucifer
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mythmaniak
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31
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If you were the passenger in my car

Then i'd check my passenger mirror more frequently to see an angel
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/swarly1999
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28
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What's the difference between you and an angel?

One's really beautiful and came down to earth from heaven. The other's an angel.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tlst9999
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12
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Hey girl, are you a fallen angel?

Because you remind me of Satan. 😎
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McD0naldTrump
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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I owe you a debt I can never repay

You saved me from dying believing angels only came to earth at Christmastime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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Hey girl, did you fall from heaven?

Cause I’ve always wanted to bone an angel Bow chicka bow wow (Tucker, Red vs. Blue)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/derpicface
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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Have spoke to an atheist before

I bet they regain their faith when they saw themselves speaking to an angel
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simo-baka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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I don’t believe in god,

But that’s pretty hard when I’m talking to an angel.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hel10thew0rld
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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Are you from Three days grace?

Cuz ur a fallen angel
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tommy89041
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Tinder girl said she's real.

Her pics are beautiful so naturally her bio says "yes, I'm real" I matched with her back in 5/2, but I been shy/busy. I want to make a joke along the lines of "sorry for taking so long, waiting for the government to verify you're real bc I thought angels don't exist" She's got a kid so I feel she'd be like mature ig? We both 23, any suggestions?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/420awesomesauce
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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I will try these and you should too

Are you a keyboard cause you’re just my type Let me tie your shoelaces cause I don’t want you falling for someone else Can we take a selfie I want to prove to my friends angels exist Do you have a map cause I’m lost in those eyes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sharkksss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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Prayed to God right after I met you

Asked Him if He was missing an angel
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/reallyspicy422
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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Pickup Up Lines for a girl named Angela?

Using Angie could work out too
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thealexanderpach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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Did you hear about the bike from hell?

No? Well that doesn't surprise me. People that have seen the bike don't get to talk to angels like you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ridersof91
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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Would you mind taking off your shirt?

I’d like to see how an angel hides her wings.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/George9367
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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Hey baby, are from Heaven?

Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all. O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout all of time, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years. However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Peb_The_Soon-Ended
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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Mind if I get you picture...

So that I can prove to all my friends that angels really do exist
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirCasMat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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hey baby, did you fall from heaven,

cause I'veΒ always wanted toΒ bone anΒ angel!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zeta3232
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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