Four Pick up lines

The best Four pick up lines

If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.

The law of contrapositives says that we should have a baby ;) IDK if those were good, just something that my girl sent me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pheww_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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Are you a four-wheels girl?

Because im At-Truck-Ted to you P.S this is my first time making a Joke i know its cringey But bear with me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Complex_Syndrome
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Damn girl, are you a four stroke engine?

Because id want you to suck, squeeze, bang, and blow my pipes ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CrypticNobody
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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Are you a four leafed clover?

Because I'm getting lucky tonight!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/saberboi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition...

To find your G-Spot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B-RadKnows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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I’ll give you my number, if you have a pen;

You’re perfect for me, a four out of ten.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cotchrocket
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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Dante finished a large pizza in under five minutes

Let's see if i can finish you in four
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VergilArcanis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Are you a four leaves clover

Cuz you make me feel like the luckiest man alive
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simo-baka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05
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Hey girl, are you the number 64?

Because I want to four cubed
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/will85263
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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If I had four quarters for each of the most beautiful people in this world...

You’d be a dollar richer.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world

You'd have 75Β’
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rinnegale
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Roses are red, Violets are blue,

I’m wanted in four states for thirteen counts of home invasion between 2001 and 2002
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elliottinscho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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Hey girl are you a chair?

Cause I want you on all fours with your legs spread apart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lord-Fur-Ballz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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Damn, girl, are you The Walking Dead?

Because I'd like to see you three or four times and then completely lose interest.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Daniel_A_Johnson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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Um, miss, would you be kind enough to give me a ride?

Just get on all four.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ankanb96
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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Hey baby, are you a medical professional?

Because I've had an erection for over four hours and I was told to contact you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HasSomeSelfEsteem
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07
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A little elaborate, but bear with me.

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks. Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you. You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical. Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Boom. Panties, meet floor.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/How_Majestic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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