Long Pick up lines

The best Long pick up lines

Weiners are long, Pussies are wet

im not wrong, wanna bet?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/iratherb
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MrEAnonymously
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 19
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My mom always used to tell me that if I made a face for to long it would get stuck that way.

I guess she got it a bit wrong, because it's only when I'm with you I can't stop smiling.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/imanweirdo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 23
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I wish you were my teeth

so i could grind you all night long
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suktupbutterkup
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..

I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mattandhisdemons
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 14
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A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe itโ€™ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go: Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home. To that, the black bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south. However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east. But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north. Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have? [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.] When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: โ€œsure Iโ€™ll tell you but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy firstโ€.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rehab-detox
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 03
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Are you a video game?

Because I want to play all night long
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GoofyRobot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 02
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I wanted to take you to the movies...

But I don't think I could look away from you long enough to see one.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 01
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Are you a new year's resolution ?

Because I would do you so hard initially but then get exhausted and not last long.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pseudo_acc_for_porn
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 08
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Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Chrisvidal
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 20
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[long] Hey wanna do you wanna sing the alphabet?

Me: a Her: b Me: c Her: d Me: e Her: f Me: go out with me? I just realised this is a shit pickup line
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LilP1xel
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 01
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Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

I donโ€™t want snow to be the only thing Iโ€™m plowing all month long Edit: forgot the word โ€œwantโ€
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Gavanthino
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 04
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Your fingers are so long like spider legs

Help me overcome my arachnophobia by holding on to my hand
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ungay-one
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 04
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Hey girl are you a gun?

Cause I wanna ram a long hard thing in your bottom
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that-one-guy-youknow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 09
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Aye yo baby gurl do you work at subway?

Cuz you just gave me a foot long
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/yum-yumas
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 07
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Do you work at subway?

Because you just gave me a foot long
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LordOfTheNord7
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 05
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Are you a deep conversation?

Because I want to hold you for a good, long time.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Nibroc99
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 07
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You know how they say you cannot stare at the sun for too long ?

Well i think I can Coz girl you hot
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/briqan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 25
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Hey girl, whatโ€™s the difference between you and snow?

I donโ€™t wanna plow snow all winter long
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Choohie_Thief
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 23
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Do you work at Subway?

Cuz you're giving me a foot long.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Monsoun_Motors
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 22
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Sorry I took so long to message,

I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TJ_T19
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 29
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Iโ€™d be prey if you were an invasive species

That way youโ€™ll flourish as long as Iโ€™m around
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SkizzyLeBizzy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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Are you a squash ball?

Cause I wanna smash you against the wall all night long
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nanofatty22
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17
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When we sit on the toilet at the same time, we create a long tube that connects your mouth to mine

We could also skip the tube and make a direct connection.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rienik
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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Whatโ€™s long and hard?

Guessing your phone number , letโ€™s collaborate on this problem .
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/keefcheck24
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 17
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Are you a video game?

Because I'd like to play with you all night long
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/muurblok
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 10
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For long haired girls

Rapunzel, rapunzel let down your hair Cause i wanna HANG out with you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fadyabusitta
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 12
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The size of the ship doesnโ€™t matter. Itโ€™s all about the motion of the ocean and the captains experience. So, can I take a dive your ocean?

I know itโ€™s a little long but I just thought of it and I had to write it down before I forgot.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/esairoman00
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16
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Hey babygirl, are you an anglerfish

because you light up the way my dark world... ...and I want to bite onto you and fuse my vital and reproductive organs and blood veins with yours before I die. Please, I don't have long!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PixelPenguinArtist
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 14
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Hey girl do you work at subway?

Cause you just gave me a foot long.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LameBoi64
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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You two are talking...

You: I liked this girl for a long time. I don't know how she feels about me so can I show you a picture of her and you tell me? Her: sure You: *shows a picture of her*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/roki1315
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 24
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Whatโ€™s Seven long and you need from me ?

My phone number. I wouldโ€™ve given you my area code but I knew you wouldnโ€™t believe whatโ€™s 10 long and you need from me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/YungTesla59
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 11
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It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_ieya_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 20
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Something with the word Sabrina

I like this girl Sabrina for a long time and I need a pickup please help a poor man out
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Papa_Nergie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 17
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Daim Girl , are you an Energy Drink?

Cus you won't keep me up in the day , but let me stay up all night long
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JaysoTukan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 14
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Girl are you netflix?

Cuz I can watch you all day long.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bobsonu326
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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Best First Text To Girls On Dating App

I'm a man and looking for a long term relationship and it is kind of brain storm to comeup up with a new customized one for every single profile. Besides, we can't expect everyone to respond or even look at it. What are someof your best pickup lines for girls on a dating app ?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SecureBeforeYouBuild
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 12
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Call me Daddy long legs

Cause I'm here to fuck spiders then die.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DeplorableSemen
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 16
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Hey girl, I know you and I are a "long shot"...

But I'm hoping you'll be the Charlize Theron to my Seth Rogen ๐Ÿ˜ I dunno, thought it was creative.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jstrummer8
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 26
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If I made out with you

How long do you reckon it would be before I woke up again?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Professor_Voodoo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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Can I be your FBI agent?

Cause Iโ€™d love to stare into your eyes all day long
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 21
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Hey girl, are you oxygen?

Cuz i would literally die if i were separated from you for long enough...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sheeperbeeper
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 06
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You should work at subway

Because I know you could handle my foot long
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/10270524
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17
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Are you my physics homework

Because id be watching netflix while doing you all night long.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/xiao_sun
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 13
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Do you work at Subway?

Cause U just gave me a Foot long
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tallasiand
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 15
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What does your cuteness and ice cream have in common?

Your cuteness runs as long as a month of sundaes.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Landlordshelper
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 14
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People call me a killer promotion

Because Iโ€™ve got a $5 foot long
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Sorenta
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 11
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This place is packed!

But as long as Iโ€™ve got a face, youโ€™ve got somewhere to sit!! You can switch this up many different ways Iโ€™ve done it quite a few times. Like are you tired? Well.... or just flat out hey girl as long as I got a face.... itโ€™s honestly only legit worked once if just hooking up is the goal. Another time it worked was with a girl I dated for a bit and am actually good friends with now haha
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/theshua253
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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Is your name "nothing"?

cuz I wanna do you all day long
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/puny5sh3r
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 20
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was โ€ฆ \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnยดt reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, โ€œI am going to show you I can do it on my ownโ€. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time ๐Ÿคฃ) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say โ€œHiโ€ it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangsโ€ฆand girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out ๐Ÿ˜˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 14
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Are you a pot of fondue?

Cause I'd love to dip my breadstick in you all day long.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/showboom
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 15
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Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

Cause I wanna cuddle all day long
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Window861
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 31
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