Basement Pick up lines

The best Basement pick up lines

are you the children in my basement

‘cause i’m never letting you leave me
👤︎ u/slvddy
📅︎ Sep 23
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are you the dead bodies in my basement?

Because I can’t stop thinking about you
👤︎ u/itzkitten
📅︎ Dec 04
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I like my women like my wine

Aged to perfection (I know the one about “12 years old and in my basement” its funny, but terrible to use on women)
👤︎ u/IRerth
📅︎ Nov 25
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Hey girl, are you my basement,

because I want to put kids inside of you.
👤︎ u/Wafflepie562
📅︎ Oct 02
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I like my women like I like wine

7 years old and trapped in a cellar in my basement
👤︎ u/TheMemeGod13
📅︎ Jul 27
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I like my women like I like my scotch

In the basement
👤︎ u/raun_adams
📅︎ Jul 15
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Are you a fine bottle of merlot?

Cuz I want to watch you get old in my basement
👤︎ u/LordAlgor7
📅︎ Apr 26
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hey girl, are you an fbi agent?

cause i want you to tie me in a basement
👤︎ u/uncle_dilan
📅︎ May 26
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I like my women how I like my furnace...

Hot and kept in the basement.
👤︎ u/GarlicYeezyBread
📅︎ Feb 04
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the last time I saw a body like yours

I was burying it in my basement
👤︎ u/MochaGoddess66
📅︎ Nov 30
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