Gag Pick up lines

The best Gag pick up lines

Call me McDonald's Sprite

Cause I'd fuck your throat up and leave you gagging.
📅︎ Nov 26
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Roses are red, life is a drag

I wanna steal you in a bag and make you gag
📅︎ Nov 22
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Are you a piece of cooked spinach?

Because whenever I touch you, my gag reflex kicks in.
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📅︎ Nov 02
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Could you help me stick something down my throat

So I can test my gag reflex
📅︎ Dec 14
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