Cleaner Pick up lines

The best Cleaner pick up lines

Hey girl, what’s the difference between you and a vacuum cleaner?

A vacuum cleaner doesn’t scream when I stick my dick in it.
👤︎ u/AfricaToto93
📅︎ Oct 16
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Hey boy are you a vaccuum cleaner?

Because you suck a lot.
👤︎ u/yesthatisfalse
📅︎ Oct 14
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Are you a vacuum cleaner?

Because my dog is scared of you
👤︎ u/cadetmarvin
📅︎ Sep 22
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Your eyes are so beautifully blue!

Just like my toilet cleaner
👤︎ u/Nugget-Guzzler
📅︎ Jun 24
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