Gonna Pick up lines

The best Gonna pick up lines

I'm gonna sue spotify

for not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.
👤︎ u/CheezGarlicNaan
📅︎ Nov 08
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I’m gonna keep it real with you,

I’d usually try to be your friend first but Valentines is right around the corner and we don’t have time for that. So what’s up? ;)
👤︎ u/Captain-moon-moon
📅︎ Jan 26
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I’m gonna call you nothing

Because that’s what makes me happy
👤︎ u/CrisxCrisis
📅︎ Jan 24
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Gonna have to arrest you cause...

You stole my heart <3
👤︎ u/Yungbreaker555
📅︎ Jan 14
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I wonder what’s rougher my childhood trauma or the sex we’re gonna have

My best pickup line
👤︎ u/Malborchik
📅︎ Dec 17
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F*ck, I gonna need a map...

"What for?"/ To find the best way inside your pants
👤︎ u/AkvonReyne
📅︎ Nov 19
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I’m gonna put on my glasses

before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.
👤︎ u/SaviiOh
📅︎ Nov 10
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We are gonna do a little science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and ima be the egg and we can finally see who cums first.

What ya’ll think?
👤︎ u/Meme-lord-is-ya-boii
📅︎ Oct 05
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I’m not gonna say you’re hot,

but you might be the primary reason for global warming.
👤︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
📅︎ Oct 18
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I'm gonna sing my ABC's to ya

I'll give you an A because your amazing, a B because your beautiful, a C because your caring, and I'll give you this D because you deserve it.
👤︎ u/Ethercolm
📅︎ Sep 22
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hey, I'm gonna change my bio to taken

and you should to :)
👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27
📅︎ Nov 09
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I was gonna say something...

but looking at you left me speechless 🥰
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Sep 12
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I’m gonna plow you so good

Their not gonna cancel school.
👤︎ u/UnfriendlyToast
📅︎ Oct 07
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Are you Rick Astley's hit song Never Gonna Give You Up?

Because you never letting me down
👤︎ u/TheYeetTrain
📅︎ Sep 14
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I gonna throw gang signs at yo pussy

To let it know I’m about to murder it
👤︎ u/Johnnyboi4131
📅︎ Sep 05
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I was gonna call you beautiful...

Then I realised I don't have your number yet
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ May 17
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Do you know why fucking me would be just like the Holocaust?

It's gonna be terrible and you're gonna tell everyone it never happened. EDIT: To be clear, this line works much better on a woman who denies the Holocaust.
👤︎ u/BackAlleySurgeon
📅︎ Feb 19
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I know you are gonna have sex with me tonight.

Because I'm stronger then you.
👤︎ u/alex1247
📅︎ Jul 16
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there's gonna be seven planets left

after i destroy uranus
👤︎ u/Nielot_
📅︎ Jul 30
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Do you go to church often?

Cause you’re definitely gonna be on your knees tonight.
👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Jan 31
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How to get laid in 5 esay steps

1 find a girl. 2 get her a drink 3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of. 4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table later🥴" 5 get laid
👤︎ u/ram-dam-jam-slam
📅︎ Jan 10
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Fuck me if I'm wrong but you’re gonna accept my request for a date night

right?
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 12
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I was gonna become a pro basketball player

But god put 10 inches in the wrong spot
👤︎ u/camfox643
📅︎ Jul 17
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Do you like the Lego Movie?

Because when we get together, both of us are gonna ask: "Honey, where are my pants?"
👤︎ u/gdclique
📅︎ Feb 14
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Girl, are you a rumor

Cuz I am gonna spread you
👤︎ u/simo-baka
📅︎ Feb 11
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The average human body has 206 bones

You're gonna have 207
👤︎ u/Booioo
📅︎ Feb 10
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I'm gonna skip studying you

Cause whatever I skip ends up coming
👤︎ u/fredeter
📅︎ Jul 10
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I’m gonna need to start wearing sunglasses from now on.

Cause you’re so bright!
👤︎ u/SamGFilms
📅︎ Dec 14
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Hey girl, are you my step daughter?

Coz daddy gonna beat that ass, but without the B
👤︎ u/EviL-FeaR
📅︎ Jan 16
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I’m gonna give you anal.

Cuz you got a nice ass. (Taken from To Catch A Predator)
👤︎ u/Lol_u_ded
📅︎ May 04
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Her: “Yeah, I think I’m gonna go”

You: “If you’re gonna go, at least go wild with me”
👤︎ u/lemoonpai
📅︎ May 28
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I'm gonna have to go get a silk touch picaxe

Because I want you just the way you are
👤︎ u/MemesSonMemes
📅︎ Aug 01
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Are you the Ardennes?

Cause damn, I’m gonna penetrate the impenetrable tonight!
👤︎ u/nostalgiahunter_
📅︎ Jan 19
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I am not even gonna try to sugarcoat it, I just want to suck some titties.

On second thoughts I am okay sugar coating them too.
👤︎ u/wholesome_boii
📅︎ Jun 27
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Are you a music sample?

cuz I'm gonna flip you and use till you feel good
👤︎ u/wtfparth
📅︎ Jan 08
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Roses are red, violets are blue

You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you Gonna use this one and we’ll see how it goes Update: “That was a good one” :/
👤︎ u/Choohie_Thief
📅︎ Dec 18
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Here's my Wi-Fi password.

You're gonna need it when you stay over later ;)
👤︎ u/Lehvy
📅︎ Nov 16
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Are you a Minecraft wolf?

cuz I’m gonna tame you with my bone
👤︎ u/oddwayz
📅︎ Aug 24
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If you were the sun...

Girl, if you were the sun and I was the earth, I'm gonna stick around you until you swallow me
👤︎ u/boopydoopybop
📅︎ Dec 28
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Hey sense we all gonna die of corona time

Do u wanna be my motivation to live?
👤︎ u/TheGarlic_Gladiator
📅︎ Mar 17
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