Both Pick up lines

The best Both pick up lines

Hey boy, do you work both as an actor and a priest?

Cuz i want your Hollywood (Im not into guys but it just came to my mind and i couldn't stop myself from posting it)
👤︎ u/Leo_V82
📅︎ Feb 10
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You know, both of us are like new tvs.

It would be easy for us to hook up. :)
📅︎ Oct 17
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say “I don’t know what to say when I approach a woman,” so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The “value” you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must “hook” her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say “Hey, you look fucking amazing” or “Hey you look fucking hot” or “Hey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etc…” or “I fucking love your energy and aura.” If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with “What’s your name” or something like “You are hot, but are you nice/cool/etc…?” If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like “You look like you are having the most fun of any person here” or “Damn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonight” or “Thanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.” I can already hear you dorks squealing “you can’t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etc…” Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. “Hi, my name is X. What’s yours?” This is good for more formal situations where you can’t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with “Hey, how are you?” or “What’s going on with you?” or “Hey, what’s up?” Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say “Hey I’m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.” If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: “Sorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.” If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say “you are too hot for these guys you are with.” If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. “So, what’s your deal?” (with a sly grin) “Congratulations, what’s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?” If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. “Where were you before this?” or “What have you been up to tonight?” “What did you do today?” (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). “What brings you here tonight?” “Have you been here before?” “Are you having a fun night?” “How do you guys know each other?” (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with “hey my name is” your second line can be “you look fucking hot.” If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesn’t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and “conquer” the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what ‘the best’ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say “these are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.” You are right – you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no “wrong” answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to “win” or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches people’s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etc… **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like “what is your favorite movie or album”? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy – if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
👤︎ u/Woujo
📅︎ Dec 22
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What's common between you and summer season?

Both make me thirsty
👤︎ u/sohamrockz
📅︎ Feb 12
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What do Trump and your pussy have in common?

They both about to get destroyed
👤︎ u/user_702
📅︎ Nov 09
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If we were both pennies...

We would have two cents to rub together.
👤︎ u/Eriforth
📅︎ Jul 16
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Do you like the Lego Movie?

Because when we get together, both of us are gonna ask: "Honey, where are my pants?"
👤︎ u/gdclique
📅︎ Feb 14
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You know what the diffrence is between you and GME stock? (Works on anyone)

Reddit thinks you're both worth loads, but I was smart only to invest in you.
👤︎ u/balonlon
📅︎ Jan 29
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Hey girl, what does your underwear and cocaine have in common?

I want to badly sniff them both
📅︎ Jan 07
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I'd like my salad and you..

In the same way every night Both undressed
👤︎ u/U2Grace
📅︎ Jan 07
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Her: I have a boyfriend!

Me: I have a Maths Test Her: ...what? Me: Oh, I thought we were both naming things we could cheat on
📅︎ Jan 17
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just can’t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what we’ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause you’ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Year’s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) 👉😎👉
📅︎ Dec 20
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What do me and my dog have in common?

We both wanna bury our bone in your backyard
👤︎ u/darigaaz08
📅︎ Sep 25
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Do you know the difference between choking and strangling?

You’re choked by something in your throat, and strangled by something around your throat. I can do both if you’re interested.
📅︎ Nov 24
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Do you look both ways

Cause you always cross my mind
👤︎ u/aegiking
📅︎ Jan 14
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What’s the same about you and and my cat?

I don’t know, but what I do know is that both can come quickly because of me~ (except you don’t bring me a dead mouse)
📅︎ Dec 13
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Hey girl you know what's similar between you and my mirror?

I'll pin both of you against the wall
👤︎ u/Khukundi
📅︎ Oct 26
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Cutie, what's the similarity between my love for you and toxicity on internet?

Both are increasing day by day.
📅︎ Nov 20
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What do you and a toaster have in common?

I'd like both of you to join me in the bath
👤︎ u/mrjamsons
📅︎ Nov 04
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I feel like we are both plates in a capacitor

Because I am attracted to you and I try my hardest not to discharge
📅︎ Feb 19
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Wanna know what you and my daughter have in common?

Both are 10
📅︎ Oct 25
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This works better over text

What does abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz and me have in common? We’re both missing u.
📅︎ Apr 10
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Hey girl are you one part of an emoticon?

Because we'd both be very happy if I had my D up against your colon
📅︎ Oct 02
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I need something for Eva

Can be sexy or something funny or both
👤︎ u/NiguerBoi
📅︎ Aug 18
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Just thought of this and had to write it down

If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?” “You’re both fine as FUCK” 😏👉🏼😂😂
📅︎ Aug 22
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What is similar between me and you?

We are both gonna orgasm pretty soon
👤︎ u/Shreya001
📅︎ May 18
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Need response to his "Quit spamming me I'm talking to [girl he and I both know] rn....

So obviously his game playing, trying to make me jealous, and this girl who always knows what to say is stuck. =P Thanks in advance
📅︎ Oct 20
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Hey baby do you want to re-ennact 9/11 with me

Because I want both our towers to blow up
👤︎ u/Magikapow
📅︎ Jul 23
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What's the difference between you and coronavirus?

Nothing, you're both absolutely breathtaking
📅︎ May 11
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What do you and a horror movie have in common

You both can make my heart race in a matter of seconds
👤︎ u/3ndr11
📅︎ May 12
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Girl call me a genie...

Cuz your wish is my command ;) (Could work if you both talking dirty... or if she says she wants to do something nasty)
👤︎ u/Beyuand000
📅︎ Aug 07
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What’s the similarity and difference between you and a pillow?

The similarity is that I wanna see you both in my bed, the difference is that I wanna see you without your case
👤︎ u/lemoonpai
📅︎ Jun 10
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Aye girl I think we're both firecrackers...

We can get lit and go bang
👤︎ u/LilKuziVert
📅︎ Dec 13
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Hey, do you have a sweet tooth? If so, can I taste it?

In an ideal situation the receiver of the pickup line would answer yes to both questions.
👤︎ u/no-nope-nay
📅︎ Jun 11
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I like my girls like type-C charging ports...

Going both ways.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 23
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What is 999,999,999 + 1?

The amount of ways I Wana make you smile. (Tested twice great response on both)
👤︎ u/goon_c137
📅︎ Mar 09
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you know what you and cheese has in common?

you both have holes i wanna eat
📅︎ Mar 16
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Hey girl, you know, me and Koalas have a lot in common

We both have chlamydia
👤︎ u/SirGoaty
📅︎ Feb 22
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Are you the white mountains?

Cause I wanna explore every inch of you (we were both into backpacking and outdoorsy stuff). Also I just need to vent idc if anyone reads this. She was so incredibly romantic, idk how I'll ever find anyone like her (but without her flaws cause I wouldn't date anyone with them ever again) and ik that's such an only-dated-one-person thing to say but ya thats the tea
📅︎ May 21
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I wanted to become an astronaut

But that would mean leaving both of my worlds
👤︎ u/Manuel1007
📅︎ Jan 10
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What does the New Years ball and your pants have in common?

They’re both dropping tonight 😏
📅︎ Jan 01
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Do you know the similarities between noodles and women?

They both wiggle when you eat them.
📅︎ Jun 16
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Roses are red, quarantine life is too cosy...

We would both be happier if you let me play with your pussy - Day 104
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 19
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Roses are Red, But Green is greater

Hey, I can see the future of both of us together
👤︎ u/ThisGuyBuff
📅︎ Apr 26
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Me and life have a lot In common,

We both want to bend you over and fuck you up
📅︎ Mar 01
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Girl you're like Nutella...

Cause really wanna lick you or spoon you, Ahhh I'm confused 🤦🏻‍♂️ maybe I'll do both just give me permission will you 🤪👅 - Day 10
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 14
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Does anyone know any DND pickup lines?

I have a guy I’m dating that I’m trying to impress, and we both love Dungeons And Dragons. Does anyone have any good pickup lines that could help me? Nothing too dirty please!
📅︎ Dec 09
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What do you and 45° have in common?

You're both acute
📅︎ Dec 21
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If you’re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”) Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me! Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities. If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right. I’m pretty you’re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other? I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you! I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer! Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams. Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute. Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me? Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty? Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way. I got you a birthday present, Me. Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love. Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer? Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. [after saying she has a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two. Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.
👤︎ u/superfsh
📅︎ Dec 05
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Santa and Me are alike

We both can come down your chimney and deliver our holiday loads
📅︎ Dec 25
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You know what me and a hyena have in common?

We’d both like to eat you ass first.
👤︎ u/Gagthor
📅︎ Nov 04
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What do you and your ass have in common?

they're both super fucking fat
👤︎ u/Dip-Shiit
📅︎ Oct 07
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Tinder girl said she's real.

Her pics are beautiful so naturally her bio says "yes, I'm real" I matched with her back in 5/2, but I been shy/busy. I want to make a joke along the lines of "sorry for taking so long, waiting for the government to verify you're real bc I thought angels don't exist" She's got a kid so I feel she'd be like mature ig? We both 23, any suggestions?
📅︎ May 15
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What do a hotel bed and I have in common?

We're both hard, rough, and we'll keep you up all night.
📅︎ Jan 17
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Whats the difference boobies and toys

Both start out for babies but end up being for daddys
📅︎ Mar 26
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For 6th-9th graders only

I like your biology We both got chemistry So now let's do some physics
👤︎ u/shabs15
📅︎ May 11
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What do you and McDonald's have in common?

You both make my heart stop
👤︎ u/MMEDINAP44
📅︎ Jul 09
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What’s the difference between me and a black hole?

We both suck but I swallow
👤︎ u/dorthraki
📅︎ Apr 11
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Know what my couch I have in common?

We both eat anything that sits on us.
👤︎ u/Woodyard801
📅︎ Jul 29
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smooth line to ask out a cute security guard??

I could really use some assistance! There is a very cute, male (straight I think), security guard where I spend much of my time. We talk occasionally.. I think he might be shy. I'm also shy. So I want to slip him a note with a cheesy pickup line and my number <3. I'm a lady, and we are both mid twenties I believe. Thanks!
📅︎ Dec 20
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What do you and McDonald’s have in common?

I’m hoping you’ll both be open late at night when I’m hungry Inspired by precious post
👤︎ u/Jarboner69
📅︎ Jul 11
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Ya know, I have a problem...

they say smart girls want to feel pretty and pretty girls want to feel smart, but you're solid on both aspects, so I just don't know what to do!
👤︎ u/Rambo7112
📅︎ Dec 26
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I’m very concerned about traffic safety.

So tell me, did you look both ways before you crossed my mind?
📅︎ Oct 31
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The Titanic and I have one thing in common...

We're both pretty bad at breaking the ice. Hi I'm *insert name here*
📅︎ Aug 09
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The sweetest pick up line you can do to your bf/gf

Tell someone to measure one side of their ear. Measure your ear too, then compare. The moment she realizes that you both formed a heart shape, she'll surely laugh. Ladies can also do this. Comment the result here. :)
👤︎ u/jeromeladan
📅︎ Apr 17
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Hey girl, Know what me and indica have in common?

We'll both lay you out on the couch.
👤︎ u/tapper27
📅︎ May 11
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Hey babe you have a great personality...

Both of them muthafuckas. (While looking at her chest)
📅︎ Mar 06
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