Gonna Pick up lines

The best Gonna pick up lines

I'm gonna sue spotify

for not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CheezGarlicNaan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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I’m gonna keep it real with you,

I’d usually try to be your friend first but Valentines is right around the corner and we don’t have time for that. So what’s up? ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Captain-moon-moon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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I’m gonna call you nothing

Because that’s what makes me happy
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CrisxCrisis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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Gonna have to arrest you cause...

You stole my heart <3
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yungbreaker555
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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I wonder what’s rougher my childhood trauma or the sex we’re gonna have

My best pickup line
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Malborchik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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F*ck, I gonna need a map...

"What for?"/ To find the best way inside your pants
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AkvonReyne
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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I’m gonna put on my glasses

before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaviiOh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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We are gonna do a little science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and ima be the egg and we can finally see who cums first.

What ya’ll think?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Meme-lord-is-ya-boii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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I’m not gonna say you’re hot,

but you might be the primary reason for global warming.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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I'm gonna sing my ABC's to ya

I'll give you an A because your amazing, a B because your beautiful, a C because your caring, and I'll give you this D because you deserve it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ethercolm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22
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hey, I'm gonna change my bio to taken

and you should to :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idk_and_idc27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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I was gonna say something...

but looking at you left me speechless πŸ₯°
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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I’m gonna plow you so good

Their not gonna cancel school.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UnfriendlyToast
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07
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Are you Rick Astley's hit song Never Gonna Give You Up?

Because you never letting me down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheYeetTrain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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I gonna throw gang signs at yo pussy

To let it know I’m about to murder it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Johnnyboi4131
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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I was gonna call you beautiful...

Then I realised I don't have your number yet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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Do you know why fucking me would be just like the Holocaust?

It's gonna be terrible and you're gonna tell everyone it never happened. EDIT: To be clear, this line works much better on a woman who denies the Holocaust.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BackAlleySurgeon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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I know you are gonna have sex with me tonight.

Because I'm stronger then you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alex1247
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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there's gonna be seven planets left

after i destroy uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nielot_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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Do you go to church often?

Cause you’re definitely gonna be on your knees tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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How to get laid in 5 esay steps

1 find a girl. 2 get her a drink 3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of. 4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table laterπŸ₯΄" 5 get laid
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ram-dam-jam-slam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Fuck me if I'm wrong but you’re gonna accept my request for a date night

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12
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I was gonna become a pro basketball player

But god put 10 inches in the wrong spot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/camfox643
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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Do you like the Lego Movie?

Because when we get together, both of us are gonna ask: "Honey, where are my pants?"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gdclique
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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Girl, are you a rumor

Cuz I am gonna spread you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simo-baka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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The average human body has 206 bones

You're gonna have 207
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Booioo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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I'm gonna skip studying you

Cause whatever I skip ends up coming
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fredeter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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I’m gonna need to start wearing sunglasses from now on.

Cause you’re so bright!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SamGFilms
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Hey girl, are you my step daughter?

Coz daddy gonna beat that ass, but without the B
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EviL-FeaR
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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I’m gonna give you anal.

Cuz you got a nice ass. (Taken from To Catch A Predator)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lol_u_ded
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04
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Her: β€œYeah, I think I’m gonna go”

You: β€œIf you’re gonna go, at least go wild with me”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lemoonpai
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28
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I'm gonna have to go get a silk touch picaxe

Because I want you just the way you are
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MemesSonMemes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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Are you the Ardennes?

Cause damn, I’m gonna penetrate the impenetrable tonight!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nostalgiahunter_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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I am not even gonna try to sugarcoat it, I just want to suck some titties.

On second thoughts I am okay sugar coating them too.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wholesome_boii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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Are you a music sample?

cuz I'm gonna flip you and use till you feel good
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wtfparth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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Roses are red, violets are blue

You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you Gonna use this one and we’ll see how it goes Update: β€œThat was a good one” :/
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Choohie_Thief
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Here's my Wi-Fi password.

You're gonna need it when you stay over later ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lehvy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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Are you a Minecraft wolf?

cuz I’m gonna tame you with my bone
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oddwayz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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If you were the sun...

Girl, if you were the sun and I was the earth, I'm gonna stick around you until you swallow me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boopydoopybop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Hey sense we all gonna die of corona time

Do u wanna be my motivation to live?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheGarlic_Gladiator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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