The 62 Best Got Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

I’ve got 2 pairs of pink lips,

Which would you like to taste first?

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👤︎ u/WeShouldCuddle

📅︎ Jan 25

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I've got 70 ways to ease your stress

The first is hug and the rest is 69

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👤︎ u/thaijahn

📅︎ Feb 03

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I got this one from my English teacher

“So you like stuff” It really opens up any conversation

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👤︎ u/my-lifeisa-microwave

📅︎ Feb 05

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Are you good at puzzles cause I got one for you

_ _ _ _ -_ _ _- _ _ _ Fill in the blanks Ps:- if she dont get it and you still want it give the hint as the country code at the start

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👤︎ u/Impossible_Complex_9

📅︎ Jan 18

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Hey, so I heard a bug got in your eye

It’s not your fault they’re attracted to pretty lights

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👤︎ u/CaptainStaraptor

📅︎ Feb 05

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I’ve got so much to do today

But I’d put you at the top of my list

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👤︎ u/ChrisNumberz

📅︎ Jan 29

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I just got caught by the police.

They found, in my blood samples, a drug called YOU , girl. The police department is Horny police.

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👤︎ u/nine9ten10

📅︎ Feb 09

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I just got out of a toxic relationship with a girl that looked like Natalie Portman.

Could I use your V for Vendetta?

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👤︎ u/pastafallujah

📅︎ Jan 23

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Omg babe I got something in my eye can you see it.

Oh it’s just you.

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👤︎ u/arutprakash

📅︎ Jan 13

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hey girl, have you got the Coronavirus?

cuz i cant stop looking achoo

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👤︎ u/metalheadgod69

📅︎ Sep 23

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Hey, I've got 70 ways to cheer you up. The first is a big hug.

The rest is 69.

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👤︎ u/Rogue_269

📅︎ Jul 23

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You got some nice legs

What time they open

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👤︎ u/jreal6

📅︎ Dec 31

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You know i've got a christmas sale going on.

Your clothes are 100% off at my place.

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👤︎ u/RamenfromFuhNaff

📅︎ Dec 18

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If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

Hope she says yes

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👤︎ u/Mr_infiknight

📅︎ Jul 21

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Heyyy, I've got a tip for you,

And if you like it, I can put the whole thing in.

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👤︎ u/sharmastic_

📅︎ Nov 04

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Two truths and a lie:

1. You’re cute. 2. We should totally date. 3. I’m making this all up. I used this with success. Date coming up soon! EDIT: The date went well. We deleted our apps and got each other’s numbers! EDIT 2: She said she isn’t feeling the chemistry but I am really sweet and she wants to be friends.

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👤︎ u/Lol_u_ded

📅︎ Dec 12

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Ay gurl, do you need an inhaler?

Because you got dat ass ma

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👤︎ u/XxSaint_JimmyxX

📅︎ Jan 01

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Girl, you've got me feeling like I must own an extraordinarily popular Vietnamese restaurant

Cause I've gotta phở queue

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👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls

📅︎ Oct 19

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hey girl i’ve got skittles in my mouth

do you wanna taste the rainbow?

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👤︎ u/imlookingforawife

📅︎ Nov 06

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If I got a penny Everytime I think of you

I would have one penny cause you never leave my mind

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👤︎ u/Codz2112

📅︎ Sep 29

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A girl told me she loves me (friendly way) instead of saying"i love u too" i send an uno revers card

Have u got any cool ways instead of saying i love help i need ur help

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👤︎ u/R-mama

📅︎ Feb 10

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Hold on, I think I’ve got something in my eye

Oh right, it’s you

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👤︎ u/DieserBene

📅︎ Jun 19

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Hey girl do you have covid-19?

Because you've got an infectious personality. (I'll see myself out now)

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👤︎ u/Lord_oth

📅︎ Feb 10

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I ain’t no cashier but...

You got at least two things I want to check out.

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👤︎ u/MemePhish

📅︎ Feb 09

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🍴🍴🍴🍴 I've got all these forks and knives,

All I need is a little spoon.

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👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Jul 03

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Baby, I hope you got a license..

Cuz you driving me crazy!!

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👤︎ u/HogHank

📅︎ Sep 30

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Anyone got any good gif ideas or openers?

Any ideas for gifs to use in openers, something that’s worked for u or just any good suggestions. Thanks

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👤︎ u/Luke_Mudufi

📅︎ Oct 16

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"Hey, are you a money? Because I got a banana for you"

The next week: "Hey, are you a monkey? Because you gave me aids."

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👤︎ u/TyronnicPoppy40

📅︎ Oct 02

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Your Dad must be a baker

Because you've got some sweet buns. My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns.

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👤︎ u/VergilArcanis

📅︎ Feb 07

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Already got a hookup planned

" Call me spongebob because i want to visit your bikini bottom ;) "

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👤︎ u/J3rex

📅︎ Sep 14

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Do you need an inhaler?

Cuz you got that ass ma!

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👤︎ u/Reasonable_Pattern_2

📅︎ Feb 04

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Girl are you insulin ?

Cause I got diabetes.

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👤︎ u/Not__dumb

📅︎ Feb 20

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If you're an NF fan, this one's for you:

Are you NF? Because I've got you on my mind, baby.

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👤︎ u/gdclique

📅︎ Feb 15

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Sorry do you have a rope on you?

I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out

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👤︎ u/Background_Matter912

📅︎ Feb 19

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Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

Today on Bumble, a guy used the pickup line- Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea And I was asked if I had any pickup lines too. I said: Were you responsible for Boston tea party? He said: No, little before my time And I finished by saying: Because looking at you, the tea got wet.

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👤︎ u/itratjameel

📅︎ Jan 06

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Have you had the COVID vaccine?

Cuz I’ve got something you’ll be begging for a second dose of tonight

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👤︎ u/Dacsy492

📅︎ Jan 28

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Girl are you a tuned car?

Cos' you got me wowing all day.

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👤︎ u/not_alyelloy10

📅︎ Feb 05

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Do you have a headache?

Cuss I got something you can swallow to feel better

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👤︎ u/notnotavirginnot

📅︎ Jan 19

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Are you my credit card?

Cause you definitely got my interest

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👤︎ u/can_i_automate_that

📅︎ Dec 09

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hey have you got a bandaid

because I scraped my knee falling for you

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👤︎ u/lifedepressesme

📅︎ Feb 19

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Hey girl, are you a person who has just reached working age in a Pennsylvania coal company town?

Because I've just got to make you mine.

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👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls

📅︎ Oct 19

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Me: I got a Bachelor's in interior design

Girl: Why you telling me that Me: Because I'll be rearranging your guts tonight

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👤︎ u/n0chil1

📅︎ Aug 09

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Sometimes you gotta destroy something beautiful

And grl, I want to destroy you. By placing Van's full of home made plastic explosive made from the rendering of the fat first the soap we make to sell back to the rich women who we got the lard from in the first place along your foundations strategically, to wipe the nation's debt record causing utter irreversible chaos

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👤︎ u/quaado_17

📅︎ Jan 27

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I heard you’re looking for a STUD.

I’ve already got the STD, now all I need is U.

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👤︎ u/MaskerPlayz

📅︎ Sep 10

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Are you a construction suite?

Because it appears that you’ve got some holes that need to be filled with CEMENt

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👤︎ u/Madpenguin2006

📅︎ Jan 10

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Damn girl are you an avocado?

Because you are kind of ugly but got all that good fat inside you.

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👤︎ u/brodysaintwalker

📅︎ Dec 16

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You remind me of an overdue library book

*Cause you got Fine written all over you.*

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👤︎ u/anonymous0876

📅︎ Dec 29

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AYYE girl you got some cute jeans,

And when I mean jeans, I mean genes, those beautifully combined chromosomes

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👤︎ u/wolf_smh

📅︎ Jun 06

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Have you got a shovel?

Because I’m digging that ass ;)

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👤︎ u/BettySwollocks09

📅︎ May 05

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Hey girl are you a organ harvestor/serial killer?

Cause i think you got my heart.

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👤︎ u/sunridersurya

📅︎ Jan 02

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Rose's are red, violets are blue, you got nice tits, wanna shag?

For best effect imagine Matt Berry is saying this

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👤︎ u/mrbrightbluesky

📅︎ May 29

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Are you a grocery store bagger?

Because I’ve got a eggplant that needs bagging

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👤︎ u/Madpenguin2006

📅︎ Jan 10

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I see girl, you've got a nice tiktoks

But can you send me it without 'k' and 'o' ?

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👤︎ u/Kaley_Moro

📅︎ May 17

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Hey girl, your father is a thief

Cause he stole all the stars from the sky and kept them in your eyes. (Got it from Alvin and the chipmunks, the tv series lol)

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👤︎ u/thedankalchemist

📅︎ Nov 30

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You know what you and these emojis 🥨🍌🥕🍫🍉 got in common?

They are snacks

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👤︎ u/Mr_Doby

📅︎ May 24

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Are you decorating for Christmas?

Because I’ve got a tree that you can top?

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👤︎ u/GGingerton3

📅︎ Dec 15

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You’ve got a phone in your back pocket?

Cuz that ass is calling me

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👤︎ u/nomadYG

📅︎ Mar 05

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Life is like the word 'color'

It's better with u in it (Sorry if its bad) Edit: I just wanted to say thanks to everyone. I never post, let alone get 1k upvotes for a post, so thanks! Also i got my first award! :D

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👤︎ u/Brahmatron96

📅︎ Aug 10

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I have got you covered from most frustrating loss in ludo

Because the • you required has arrived

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👤︎ u/abhi_pal

📅︎ Jun 25

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Hey gal, are you virgin?

Cause you got small tits.

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👤︎ u/raechico

📅︎ Dec 06

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Roses are red - I’ve got a gun

Get in the van This will be fun

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👤︎ u/Professor_Voodoo

📅︎ Mar 28

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Girl, you've got an ass so bomb

That if you flew and landed in Hiroshima, locals would think "Aw fuck not again"

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👤︎ u/B1gB0ng0s

📅︎ Apr 28

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I’ve got 2 pairs of pink lips,

I've got 70 ways to ease your stress

I got this one from my English teacher

Are you good at puzzles cause I got one for you

Hey, so I heard a bug got in your eye

I’ve got so much to do today

I just got caught by the police.

I just got out of a toxic relationship with a girl that looked like Natalie Portman.

Omg babe I got something in my eye can you see it.

hey girl, have you got the Coronavirus?

Hey, I've got 70 ways to cheer you up. The first is a big hug.

You got some nice legs

You know i've got a christmas sale going on.

If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

Heyyy, I've got a tip for you,

Two truths and a lie:

Ay gurl, do you need an inhaler?

Girl, you've got me feeling like I must own an extraordinarily popular Vietnamese restaurant

hey girl i’ve got skittles in my mouth

If I got a penny Everytime I think of you

A girl told me she loves me (friendly way) instead of saying"i love u too" i send an uno revers card

Hold on, I think I’ve got something in my eye

Hey girl do you have covid-19?

I ain’t no cashier but...

🍴🍴🍴🍴 I've got all these forks and knives,

Baby, I hope you got a license..

Anyone got any good gif ideas or openers?

"Hey, are you a money? Because I got a banana for you"

Your Dad must be a baker

Already got a hookup planned

Do you need an inhaler?

Girl are you insulin ?

If you're an NF fan, this one's for you:

Sorry do you have a rope on you?

Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

Have you had the COVID vaccine?

Girl are you a tuned car?

Do you have a headache?

Are you my credit card?

hey have you got a bandaid

Hey girl, are you a person who has just reached working age in a Pennsylvania coal company town?

Me: I got a Bachelor's in interior design

Sometimes you gotta destroy something beautiful

I heard you’re looking for a STUD.

Are you a construction suite?

Damn girl are you an avocado?

You remind me of an overdue library book

AYYE girl you got some cute jeans,

Have you got a shovel?

Hey girl are you a organ harvestor/serial killer?

Rose's are red, violets are blue, you got nice tits, wanna shag?

Are you a grocery store bagger?

I see girl, you've got a nice tiktoks

Hey girl, your father is a thief

You know what you and these emojis 🥨🍌🥕🍫🍉 got in common?

Are you decorating for Christmas?

You’ve got a phone in your back pocket?

Life is like the word 'color'

I have got you covered from most frustrating loss in ludo

Hey gal, are you virgin?

Roses are red - I’ve got a gun

Girl, you've got an ass so bomb

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