The 15 Best Sitting Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

Are you currently sitting or laying the wrong way?

Fix your posture, and come over and fuck mine up ;)

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👤︎ u/TesticularCanc3r

📅︎ Dec 14

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Are you sitting on sugar?

‘Cause you have a sweet ass.

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👤︎ u/ParaSp4rk7

📅︎ May 29

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Do you like sitting on the floor?

Cuz if not then bye

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👤︎ u/serperior363

📅︎ Jul 06

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Are you sitting on sugar?

Cuz you got a sweet ass

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👤︎ u/krishgiria

📅︎ Nov 24

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are you sitting on an f5 key?

cause that ass is refreshing

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👤︎ u/firehaxker27

📅︎ Feb 01

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are you sitting on an f5 key?

cause that ass is refreshing

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👤︎ u/tobeortobeme

📅︎ Mar 07

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Where you sitting on a sack of sugar before you walked in...

Cuz that ass looks sweet...

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👤︎ u/jamesgelliott

📅︎ Feb 05

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So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said

"Hey you dropped something!" to which she replied "What?" and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"

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👤︎ u/Nushikiss

📅︎ Jun 12

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You see a girl and her friends sitting in the metro and you approach them

Hi, (looking at the girl and then looking over at her friends) you have the rest of your lives to get to know her, but for me, i just got these few minutes, so can i have her?

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👤︎ u/thebushasarrived

📅︎ Jul 22

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Your legs look tired...

Would you care sitting on my face?

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👤︎ u/cidamgus

📅︎ Jun 24

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Have you been sitting on sugar

Cuz you got a sweet ass

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👤︎ u/theen53

📅︎ Jul 09

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Are you sitting on the F5 key?

Because that ass is refreshing...

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👤︎ u/louisturbo

📅︎ Nov 20

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Hey girl, are you sitting on that F5 key??

Cause that ass is refreshing!

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👤︎ u/Dane_Bramage

📅︎ Sep 09

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How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

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👤︎ u/codevector

📅︎ May 14

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Hey girl are you a toaster

cause i’m just sitting here waiting for your bread

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👤︎ u/SmilingFlameYT

📅︎ Jan 31

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Sitting Pick up lines

The best Sitting pick up lines

Are you currently sitting or laying the wrong way?

Are you sitting on sugar?

Do you like sitting on the floor?

Are you sitting on sugar?

are you sitting on an f5 key?

are you sitting on an f5 key?

Where you sitting on a sack of sugar before you walked in...

So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said

You see a girl and her friends sitting in the metro and you approach them

Your legs look tired...

Have you been sitting on sugar

Are you sitting on the F5 key?

Hey girl, are you sitting on that F5 key??

How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

Hey girl are you a toaster

Are you currently sitting or laying the wrong way?

Are you sitting on sugar?

Do you like sitting on the floor?

Are you sitting on sugar?

are you sitting on an f5 key?

are you sitting on an f5 key?

Where you sitting on a sack of sugar before you walked in...

So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said

You see a girl and her friends sitting in the metro and you approach them

Your legs look tired...

Have you been sitting on sugar

Are you sitting on the F5 key?

Hey girl, are you sitting on that F5 key??

How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

Hey girl are you a toaster

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