Grit Pick up lines

The best Grit pick up lines

Are you over 2000 grit?

Because you're fine.
📅︎ Jan 01
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Are you 600+ grit sandpaper?

Because you extra fine.
📅︎ Sep 14
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Girl, are you 330 grit?

Cuz you are fiiiiiine. Or sub 660 and make her supa-fiiiiine. (Sandpaper grit) Bonus: Sets you up for a sand in the vagina line if she throws it.
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📅︎ Jun 16
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