Tube Pick up lines

The best Tube pick up lines

Damn girl, I think I need a breathing tube

cuz your beauty is breathtaking
📅︎ Nov 23
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Hey, are you a tube of shaving cream?

Cuz I wanna fuck you
👤︎ u/sebicoroian
📅︎ Jan 30
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When we sit on the toilet at the same time, we create a long tube that connects your mouth to mine

We could also skip the tube and make a direct connection.
👤︎ u/rienik
📅︎ Jan 14
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I'm 007. Fancy a shag?

Credit: Saw this in a YouTube video. Channel named toro productions.
👤︎ u/pypluto
📅︎ Jan 15
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Hey girl, are you a tube of Pringles?

Because my whole fist is stuck inside of you
👤︎ u/UDPGuy
📅︎ Jan 03
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Do you want some breakfast?

Cause I'm gonna stick my dick in your fallopian tube and scramble your eggs
👤︎ u/zoltbloom
📅︎ Jun 01
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Pickup lines for the name Rain

Let your amazing brain generate the best it could, guys. My IRL name is Rain. I'm not from an english speaking country, but people still get the jokes. --- Some, which I've collected/thought/heard throughout the years: The weather forecast told me today, that Rain is "coming" today (and you will get wet) A fun fact, did you know, that Rain has made almost every woman in the world wet? Use a protection while Rain is coming... Like an umbrella. Do you know Pitbull? Cuz I'd like to Rain over you. Hey, I'm globally famous, ask anyone if they know Rain. If you'll be with me, you wouldn't have to listen to 10 hour Rain sounds on YouTube to be relaxed. If you want to know how deep I can go, just google "Rain qoutes."
👤︎ u/Rainkk
📅︎ Mar 21
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