Hammer Pick up lines

The best Hammer pick up lines

Hey, let's play carpenter.

First we'll get hammered and then I'll nail you.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/SanjayKS_
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 05
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Hey girl, call me a squirrel with a hammer

Cause I'm tryna bust a nut
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/SirGoaty
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 08
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Let's play carpenter.

First we get hammered, then I nail you.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/gradymegalania
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 16
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Let's play carpenter...

First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/suyashve
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 25
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My head's been hurting

cause you hit it with a fucking hammer
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/ClutchDragon55
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 14
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Wanna commit animal cruelty?

Becuse iā€™m ready to hammer some pussy!
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/afatcatfromsweden
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 29
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Hey girl are you a board

Because I want to get you hammered and nail you.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/daddyDankula69
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 18
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Hey do you want to do some role play?

I'll be the hammer and you be the nail
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Te_Waapu
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 06
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Do you want to play carpenter?

we can get hammered and ill nail you!
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/ikemichigan
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 03
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