Already Pick up lines

The best Already pick up lines

I feel like this was already done my now but..

You can call me a twisted tea Cause Iโ€™ll bust on your face
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Zaniac555555
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 31
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Get your sports jersey on already

If you're going to play with my feelings all day
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AbsoBeTrippin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 12
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I already have two shoulders

Two knees, And more than enough toes... The only thing I need right now is head. Will you give me some?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/erikerik1634
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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Is it halloween already?

Cause you look like a treat
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 21
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I would say that I'm falling for you

But you already fell out of heaven for me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nibbapusspuss420
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 19
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Already got a hookup planned

" Call me spongebob because i want to visit your bikini bottom ;) "
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/J3rex
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 14
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I was going to McD but nevermind

I already found my happy meal ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dragonballer699669
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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Homeruns are fun, so is fine wine

May I be the one Since you're already a nine?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FR0STBURNER
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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What's the difference between you and the brakes on this car?

I already slammed the brakes on this car today.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mitcheson555
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 07
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Can I show you to class?

Oh, nevermind, you already have it.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HUNTERBlDEN
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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Girl you're such an infectious disease.

I'm already in ICU after matching with you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/johnnycashimpala
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 04
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You should sell Hotdogs,

Because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NotAmrit
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 12
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Hey cutie is your last name suicide?

Cause i think about you everyday (so this time ill just directly say it here:sry if someone already postet it here it isnt a repost i found that On ig!)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/the_legend_x
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 15
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I heard youโ€™re looking for a STUD.

Iโ€™ve already got the STD, now all I need is U.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MaskerPlayz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10
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Hey, do you like the hot or cold better?

Well, I like the heat better, although you probably already knew that since I'm talking to the hottest person here.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Burritoismybunny
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01
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Hey girl are you constipation?

Cos i cant let go of u Hope its not already used?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JLYXsg
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28
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Iโ€™m planning a heist and I want you in the crew.

I known you have experience you already stole my heart.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BoomerWithAHardR
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 14
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I Asked Santa for a Special Someone for Christmas.

He said โ€œI canโ€™t give you what you already have, look at ur screen saver.โ€
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RimStk
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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Whatโ€™s the difference between you and high school?

Iโ€™ve already been in high school
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tapperlevi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 23
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It was maybe already here but well..

Did you drop something Hopefully your standards
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ryu_4
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05
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So bartender will you give this lady a whiskey and a napkin after 10 minutes please.

I already have a pen for writing down my number.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/manandarchild
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 17
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I've already had tea for breakfast.

But it could've been better if you came before tea.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/maaaangi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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If someone had you in his life, he's going to hell

Cuz he have already consumed his part of heaven.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/most45
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 19
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Yeet sign based and mainly for people already in a relationship but can be modified for otherwise

This is very much for memes but it works So say you are on a date with your bf or gf at the movie theatre. He goes to grab a piece of popcorn from the popcorn pile and you put your hand in and do the yeet sign (if you dont know it's this sign ๐Ÿ‘Œ) and if the boy says 'did you just get me?' Or anything of the sort just say 'I thought I already got you' If its for a pickup line you could say 'I'd love to get you tonight' or something.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ZladeBero
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 08
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Hey girl do u like water

Bc then u already like 72% of me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KING_SOLOMON25
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 30
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I would offer you a cigarette

But you're already smoking hot.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/naiksunny2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 26
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ykw? we muslim are allowed to marry 4

but i don't think, it's necessary cause you are already a 10
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sarcasteruwu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 07
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Hey Girl, I'm a boomerang

Because I will already come back to you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jk_Nation12
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 14
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I don't need a super glue

I'm already stuck to you..
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/doom_dodo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 23
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People say "If you were a pepper, you would be hot af"

But I don't think it can be used on you, since you're already so smokinnnnn'!!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sarcasteruwu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 19
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Are you a latex glove girl?

My hand is already itching to get in you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Leboy2Point0
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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you might as well come camping with me

iโ€™m already pitching a tent
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/romanji1235
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 23
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Do you take care of bees?

Because I already know youre a keeper
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Kooolkid65
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29
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Are you Lightning? ๐ŸŒฉ

Because I wanna make you McQueen ๐Ÿ˜Ž KACHOWWW Probably already been done as itโ€™s not my own but I donโ€™t have anyone to credit
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Kai415
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 22
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Hey girl, put down that cupcake

Youโ€™re sweet enough already
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lilstarlite
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 14
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Hey girl, are you a bus

because I wish you'd fucking hit me already
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Nugget-Guzzler
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 29
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Is it Christmas Time Already?

Because you're getting me Fraser Firm
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/topestkek
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 04
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Are you a donut? (Two variations)

1. 'Cuz I've got just the munchkin to fill your hole. 2. 'Cuz you're great already, but you'd be even better with a cream filling.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/S4PG
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 03
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I'd say God bless you, but it....

looks like he already did.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shub_007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 12
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Hey, you want to have a threesome?

Because Iโ€™m already getting fucked by life, but I know you will make it better
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OffenderBend
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 10
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 01
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Hey girl, do you like carbon?

If so, that must mean you already like 18.5 percent of me!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SmRndmGeek
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 13
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Are you 911? Cuz Iโ€™m tryna crash my plane in between your towers

Idk if this has already been made but fuck it
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/yungspacexan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 28
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Wanna have a threesome?

Cause l'm already getting fucked by life but you'll make it better - Day 57
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 02
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I don't need hand sanitizer or masks...

Cause your looks got me dead already - Day 70
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 15
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I know it's not Halloween yet...

But I want you to be my boo already.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/negativefiveteen
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common! This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Vegas_Vanna
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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Girl, you make so hard you better take a step back

One inch closer and you'd've already been pregnant
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Y2KoNo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 28
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Hey girl, do u have a lighter? Doesn't matter, u already turn me on

Den u get sum
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SquirtSudoku
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 30
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I need help thinking of really corny pic up lines I can use in my streaks

Iv been sending pic lines as my streaks with a picture of me doing the thing the line talks about for like a week and Iโ€™m already out of ideas I need some good corny pic up lines.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Quin04
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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I would say may God bless you...

But it looks like he already did โœจ - Day 32
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05
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Hey girl are you credit card debt

Cos I'm already knee deep inside of you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PM-me-tater-tots
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 26
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Dang it i shoulda tied my shoes

But its too late now, im already falling for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KattBeanRedditz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 07
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Lotus grow on water, not in sand...

If youโ€™d paid attention, my numberโ€™s already on your hand, trust me these lines are unplanned - Day 18
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 22
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Iโ€™d offer you a cigarette

But your smoking hot already
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/glm420-69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28
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anyone have any movie theater related ones?

already used the โ€œthey dont allow outside snacksโ€ one and im seein a movie with someone im tryna use a new one
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/petegaveglia
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 13
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There May only be 6 days left before Christmas

But You Are already on My wish list
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NicolaiMark123
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19
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Are you doing any fireworks tonight? (4th of July special)

Whatever they answer. If they answer no your response is "I know why you aren't because I already see them in your eyes" If they answer yes = "well don't go overboard "I already see them in your eyes "
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Chewbaccajr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 05
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If am on your crush list. Do you know what my number on the queue will be like?

Trynna let her know she's got a space in you already.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ecaristus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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I heard youโ€™re looking for a STUD

I already have the STD. All I need now is U.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Scaulbylausis
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 16
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If I could rearrange the alphabet...

I'd leave it as it is. Some things are already at their best, that's why I want you the way that you are.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TastyPoisonVial
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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Roses are red, violets are blue

The earth isnโ€™t flat and neither are you. p.s. sorry if this has already been done I think itโ€™s original though
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/arielhicks__
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 03
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On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Disregard if this line has already been posted. My wife overheard a Marine say this pickup line to another Marine asking what he should say to a girl he was texting.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ReveredTranscendence
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 22
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Iโ€™m looking for a STUD.

i already have the STD and all i need is U
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thethrowaway152775
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 21
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Are you a pyramid scheme?

Because I've fallen for you already.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/skyydawgg
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 29
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Are your palms sweaty?

Knees weak. Arms are heavy. Thereโ€™s vomit on his sweater already. Momโ€™s spaghetti.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/my_name_is_egg
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 13
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Hey honey, are you looking for a STUD?

Because I already got STD and all I need is U
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/wholesome_boii
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 18
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Hey girl! you can cancel your Uber

Coz I am already here to pick you up!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nocturnal_shit
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 09
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A lot of people say they want to change the world

But you are already perfect
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/StormScimitar
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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I donโ€™t even need a fan...

You already blow me away.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NekoKatz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 01
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Need some lines for my lonely friend

A friend of my who hasn't been, let's say, very successful with girls turns 18 next month. As part of our 'get a girlfriend starter pack' we want to give him a custom made book with some very fun, good and really bad pickuplines. We've already collected some nice ones but are still hungry for more. Hope you guys can help! Any other gift ideas for this 'forever alone friend' are welcome as well! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NeedFoodToLive
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 26
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I heard you were looking for a stud...

I already have the STD, all I need is u.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MLGenji
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 20
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Yesterday I grabbed coffee with an older women ..

She sat and I asked what she wanted before going to the counter to order, she said double double (Canadian for two cream two sugar) so I went and ordered then brought back our drinks. I gave her the coffee and said "I didn't add any sugar because you're already sweet enough". She looked at me and said "shut the fuck up". My mom didn't find it funny, but the girl at the table next to me did. We now have a lunch date this afternoon. TL;DR Used pick up line on my mom, now have a date with a cute girl
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/smalldickfuckboy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 11
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Hey baby I'm looking for a stud tonight...

I've already got the STD all I need is U๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Alejo3713
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 03
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Your name must be Phonics

Because I'm already hooked on you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mfstaunc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 21
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