Daughter Pick up lines

The best Daughter pick up lines

Hey girl, are you my step daughter?

Coz daddy gonna beat that ass, but without the B
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EviL-FeaR
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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I heard the mom is only half as pretty as the daughter.

Im guessing your mom is a supermodel.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dremiXXX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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Wanna know what you and my daughter have in common?

Both are 10
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ObviousImagination4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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Damn girl you must be Mike Pences daughter

Cuz your hair is flyyyy
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChuckNorrisStreams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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Is your dad in jail ?

Caz if my daughter looked like you I’d be in jail
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darkalan64
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water

After all that’s what we are gonna name our son and daughter
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shreygay123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petergriffinfricken
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Wanna know why I drive a dodge truck

So I can ram the daughter and dodge the father
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/redneckrobit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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Hey girl, can I get your mom’s number?

β€˜Cause I want a daughter with tits just like yours
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bones_Of_Ayyo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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Hey, did you know Stacy’s mom has got it goin’ on?

By the way our daughters name is gonna be Stacy.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shredhead15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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Is your Dad in jail ?

Caz if my daughter looked like you i’d be in jail
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darkalan64
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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Hey girl, what's your name?

Aw, I was going to name my future daughter that, but we don't want her to get mixed up with her mother now do we?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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