Hedge Pick up lines

The best Hedge pick up lines

Are you a hedge fund worker?

Because I would love to give you a short squeeze.

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👤︎ u/thebcruz

📅︎ Jan 29

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Girl are you the HOA?

Because I really need to trim my hedge for you

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👤︎ u/MtnDreww

📅︎ May 23

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