Turne Pick up lines

The best Turne pick up lines

I’m glad I turned off my VPN because I just found a hot single in my area.

*tip: use this when you know they are hot, single, and in your area for better results.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sofabeddd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Jesus turned water into wine

May I turn you into mine?πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ₯Ί
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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I think you turned my heart into a phone,

Because it now calls for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hermes_the_bot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

I am no photographer but I can picture us together
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SLAVENKC1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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I like my women, how i like my laptops.

on my lap, turned on and virus free...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kisss-my-axe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Are you a PS2 startup screen?

Because i love watching you get turned on 😳
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_Starrk175
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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I like my women how I like my tesla

Turned off when I'm not near, but turned on when I'm inside.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JustBridging
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12
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I like my women how I like my laptops.

On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FlightMan_71
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25
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I like my girls like my charging ports

Next to my bed and always turned on.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/locus0016
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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Help! You’re so hot that you just turned me into a cloud.

Now, I’m high and wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Megaminds-Forhead
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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For French girls only

Damn girl you just turned my croissant into a baguette
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hahahelpmeplzplz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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If I was a face-recognition enabled phone

I'd get turned on just by looking at you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JackOfAllCharades
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
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