Illegally Pick up lines

The best Illegally pick up lines

Are you a disabled parking bay?

Because I want to use you illegally

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👤︎ u/JohnnyTheCow1

📅︎ Oct 06

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Are you the United States of America?

’Cause I want to enter you illegally

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👤︎ u/PrinceDunce

📅︎ Jan 26

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