Nail Pick up lines

The best Nail pick up lines

Are you Jesus from Nazareth?

Because I want to nail you so hard
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sherlockgantan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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Hey, let's play carpenter.

First we'll get hammered and then I'll nail you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SanjayKS_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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Hey girl are you Christian

Cuz I want to pin you down with my hard nail
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/S0ME-0NE
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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Hey girl, are you a DaVinci painting?

Because i want to nail you on the wall behind my bed
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fishesflyinghigh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23
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You’re a work of art.

Let me nail you against a wall.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/4_20mbi3_4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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Hey girl, are you a painting?

Because I wanna nail you in my house.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kronksStonks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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Hey girl, are you a carpenter?

Cause I want you to nail my wood
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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Let's play carpenter.

First we get hammered, then I nail you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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Let's play carpenter...

First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25
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If you were a painting

I'd hold you up against the wall and nail you to it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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You look like a piece if art!

Because I'd nail you against my wall
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/H0L3PUNCH
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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Hey girl are you a board

Because I want to get you hammered and nail you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/daddyDankula69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Hey girl, are you Jesus Christ?

Because I wanna nail you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zhorhersi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03
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"Are you the 95 theses?

Because I want to nail you against the door of a church"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jimmy_John_Joe_Jr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Hey do you want to do some role play?

I'll be the hammer and you be the nail
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Te_Waapu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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You're equivalent to Jesus.

You're all I get on my knees for, and you're definitely getting nailed.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lily-chandisc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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Girl, are you Pontius Pilate?

Because I'll rise if you nail me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dawnguardian286
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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Are you the 95 Thesis?

Cause I wanna nail you against a church door
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IDontGetJokez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Do you want to play carpenter?

we can get hammered and ill nail you!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ikemichigan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Ayy girl, are you a pagan?

'Cause I want to satur-*nail-ya*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GreedySnoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22
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