Religious Pick up lines

The best Religious pick up lines

I'm not religious but,

My snake wants to taste your forbidden fruit
📅︎ Dec 11
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Hey I'm not religious

But If I was with you I'd be on my knees every day
📅︎ May 17
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I may not be religious, but

I'll be on my knees for you.
👤︎ u/Rogue_269
📅︎ Jul 23
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Hey girl, are you religious?

Because my fingers will take you to heaven. ;)
📅︎ Nov 22
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Hey baby, are you religious scripture ?

Because I wanna constantly misinterpret you for my own benefit.
📅︎ Mar 21
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Hey girl are you an LMG?

Cause I wanna fill you with religious intent
📅︎ Oct 05
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Are you the Uniform Code of Military Justice?

Cause i wanna follow you religiously
📅︎ Mar 26
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