Impressed Pick up lines

The best Impressed pick up lines

You look very nice i'm very impressed

Can i shit on your chest?
👤︎ u/someonefinaly
📅︎ Jan 26
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I dropped this on a friend while I may have been slightly tipsy at a bar last night.

Him: "Come here often?" Me: "No, would you like to?" Him: "I'll have you know in spoken for" Me: "Is that so? Then allow me to make you speechless" He ended up telling the rest of our group, he was so impressed lol
👤︎ u/OBH_Raze
📅︎ Jan 30
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Are you a Christian girl?

Because I wanna make you leak holy water. Came up with that one when talking to a christian girl I know, who was telling me jesus is the only man for her and she will stay innocent until marriage. For some strange reason she wasn't impressed by my line.
👤︎ u/Ratticuss
📅︎ Jul 15
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Best pickup line ever?

I read this somewhere and was so impressed by it like whoaaaa.. It goes.."Baby if you were McDonald's and I was Nike..I would be doing it and you would be just lovin it.."
👤︎ u/squiggly_squido
📅︎ May 17
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